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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Doctor Teeth posted:

Frank Lampard's Everton are currently losing 3-0 to minnesota united in the prestigious cash grab Clash of Nations 2022
FYI It ended 4-0. Not that it matters much, but Minnesota is currently 8th out of 28 teams on the combined MLS table. They played a different set of players in each half too, so it's not like Minnesota was taking this 100% seriously like some American teams do where it's "WE HAVE THE CHANCE TO SEE OUR BEST PLAYERS TAKE DOWN MIGHTY EUROPEAN ROYALTY in a meaningless summer friendly but forget about that"

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I remember spurs beating roma 5-0 in a pre season friendly and then finishing 8th in the league that season missing out on the europa. :argh:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Crazy Ted posted:

FYI It ended 4-0. Not that it matters much, but Minnesota is currently 8th out of 28 teams on the combined MLS table. They played a different set of players in each half too, so it's not like Minnesota was taking this 100% seriously like some American teams do where it's "WE HAVE THE CHANCE TO SEE OUR BEST PLAYERS TAKE DOWN MIGHTY EUROPEAN ROYALTY in a meaningless summer friendly but forget about that"

They were playing Everton tbf

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Preseason results don't mean a drat thing but still loving hell Everton lmao

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Everton's squad is pretty bad and they've done zero to strengthen it so far other than signing Tarkowski on a free.

If DCL gets injured for an extended period, as he tends to do, they're extremely hosed for scoring goals.

It kind of reminds me of the Palace squads pre-Vieira where on paper they should easily be mid-table but then they get on the pitch and look like they've never played together before.

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
https://streamable.com/vfx3v9

Dele Alli getting back to his best, any day now,

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
We all hate fat frank

Simiain
Dec 13, 2005

"BAM! The ole fork in the eye!!"

Jose posted:

We all hate fat frank

He'll be the first manager fired this season I reckon

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

preseason is for booming and I can confirm that eeverton are officially NOT booming

draw your own conclusions

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Her Dryer posted:

https://streamable.com/vfx3v9

Dele Alli getting back to his best, any day now,

lol

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

FullLeatherJacket posted:

preseason is for booming and I can confirm that eeverton are officially NOT booming

draw your own conclusions

7 months at Everton for boss who proves you don’t need boom to bust but they bust

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The one Everton fan in our department is uhhh not confident for the coming season. Apparently there was a deal in place to sign Connor coady that fell through because they couldn't raise the funds.

Sounds like the money tap has finally been turned off and Frank's been left to assemble a squad from the the grab bag of expensive shite the previous managers have signed. Which would be rough if it were happening to anyone other than frank lampard but as it is: lmao

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Saw some rumours they might pick up A Januzaj so that would be something.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Her Dryer posted:

https://streamable.com/vfx3v9

Dele Alli getting back to his best, any day now,

loool amazing

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Nunez decided he wanted to score all the goals today

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

the sex ghost posted:

The one Everton fan in our department is uhhh not confident for the coming season. Apparently there was a deal in place to sign Connor coady that fell through because they couldn't raise the funds.

Sounds like the money tap has finally been turned off and Frank's been left to assemble a squad from the the grab bag of expensive shite the previous managers have signed. Which would be rough if it were happening to anyone other than frank lampard but as it is: lmao

I wonder how Everton fans would take that since Conor Coady is a Liverpool academy graduate. Even made 2 first team appearances!

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Conor Choady

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

sebzilla posted:

Saw some rumours they might pick up A Januzaj so that would be something.

No way they could afford his wages at the moment.

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

the sex ghost posted:

The one Everton fan in our department is uhhh not confident for the coming season. Apparently there was a deal in place to sign Connor coady that fell through because they couldn't raise the funds.

Sounds like the money tap has finally been turned off and Frank's been left to assemble a squad from the the grab bag of expensive shite the previous managers have signed. Which would be rough if it were happening to anyone other than frank lampard but as it is: lmao

Why would they try to sign coady when they already signed Tarkowski? Are they not stacked with mid to lower tier central defenders?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Yeah people made fun of richarlison's goal numbers but everton looked so much better with him in the team. His all round contributions made a huge difference.

Who is being lined up to replace him?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1550426276896423941?s=20&t=KMMLy_KRnXOxY1DfaDB8fw

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH YEH YEH YEH YEH YEH

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Very nice, real slick

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

jedi mind tricks

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Her Dryer posted:

https://streamable.com/vfx3v9

Dele Alli getting back to his best, any day now,

Even an a league player would be embarrassed by that

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Arsenal thrashed Chelsea 4-0 in the Florida Cup. Jesus, Odegaard, Saka and Lokonga. Saka’s goal was offside but whatever. Chelsea looked a bit poo poo.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

before anyone asks, yes, they did get a trophy for it

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
haaland scored 12 minutes into his debut

meanwhile, spurs taking pre-season seriously: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUSMPTTNc0

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
Tuchel is mad

https://twitter.com/AdamNewson/status/1551035378429317120

https://twitter.com/AdamNewson/status/1551034623114838017

https://twitter.com/AdamNewson/status/1551033760052924416

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Lol at the Man City team, unstoppable

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!


I loved watching us thrash Chelsea but lol Tuchel it's just a friendly, bro

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/UtdDistrict/status/1551987451207602177

https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1551999467955650561

lomzus fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jul 26, 2022

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


Lmao, gently caress off

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Maybe he should stop throwing a tantrum and just focus on helping man utd???

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Ronald is actually refusing to work with a bald manager. Sad!

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I totally missed it, but apparently the league is doing 5 subs a game again for the upcoming season. Could be big. Think it might lead to more late goals.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Vegetable posted:

I totally missed it, but apparently the league is doing 5 subs a game again for the upcoming season. Could be big. Think it might lead to more late goals.

I think it's permanent seeing as the Prem was pretty much the last league that was still only doing 3 subs.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Apparently the fine sheet for Villa next season has been leaked

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Frankston posted:

Apparently the fine sheet for Villa next season has been leaked



Does everyone have to bring a cake??

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


pik_d posted:

Does everyone have to bring a cake??

Yaya Toure to Villa?

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