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Sandwolf posted:Yaya Toure to Villa? Spoken for lol https://twitter.com/skysportspl/status/1551860422629904384
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Jul 26, 2022 21:38
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Frankston posted:Apparently the fine sheet for Villa next season has been leaked just lol, i thought these were adults
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Jul 26, 2022 21:39
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imagine you had to pay a fine to your boss every minute you were late to work lmao
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nawilo_420 posted:just lol, i thought these were adults lmao they’re man children with millions
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Jul 26, 2022 21:40
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A fine for not wearing flip-flops in the shower? 
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Jul 26, 2022 21:44
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Not jerking off in the shower with your teammates: £500
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Jul 26, 2022 21:52
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Having sex without a colleague present £1000
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Jul 26, 2022 21:54
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Crazy Ted posted:A fine for not wearing flip-flops in the shower? Maybe they all get verrucas or something
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Crazy Ted posted:A fine for not wearing flip-flops in the shower? I mean your feet are probably the most important part of you if you're a footballer and a bunch of gross guys all sharing the same shower is going to lead to verrucas so yea makes sense
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Jul 26, 2022 22:23
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Lol that they have a rule specifically for snus.
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Jul 26, 2022 22:24
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Stevie G..... thank you for your bold stance against the menace of footballers wearing shorts
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Jul 26, 2022 22:41
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Frankston posted:I want to see the 'I was the worst trainer' jumper. iirc Bobby Robson's Newcastle had a Brazil shirt for the worst trainer that was never washed Taking the team out for a meal because I got sent off, they all leave cups and plates at the table and I have to pay 90 grand
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Having sex without a colleague present £1000 Lol
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vyelkin posted:Stevie G..... thank you for your bold stance against the menace of footballers wearing shorts I know people who complain about how lax standards are nowadays, where the players don’t have to wear suit and club tie to travel. Like late 90’s? recent.
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Jul 26, 2022 23:14
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Frankston posted:Apparently the fine sheet for Villa next season has been leaked So what's the deal with cakes? Is everyone assigned to get a birthday cake for another player in the squad or something like that?
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Eric Cantonese posted:So what's the deal with cakes? Is everyone assigned to get a birthday cake for another player in the squad or something like that? gotta avoid a yaya toure situation
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The fact they have a rule about snus is the biggest single surprise, honestly. I don’t think a fine sheet came out but I heard Arsenal has similar enforced by the captain/locker room. It’s as much team bonding and accountability as anything. paddyboat posted:*leaves snu laying right in the middle of the thread* sex ghost, do the honors.
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Vegetable posted:before anyone asks, yes, they did get a trophy for it Would I have got a trophy for asking that?
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Jul 27, 2022 07:54
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All those lateness fines are definitely a knock on from when Ross McCormack got trapped in his house and refused to climb over his gates to go to training
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Do you think all this petty nonsense gets written into their employment contracts? Should they get the PFA involved if they refuse to pay for a cup left behind (it wasn't mine, gaffer, honest)?
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Jul 27, 2022 10:23
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Snus is probably the cool footballer's way of rebellion lol
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Jul 27, 2022 13:48
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I meant to post in the Transfer thread so er let me just take this opportunity to predict that Arsenal have done very good business this year it seems like and I'm interested in seeing how they gently caress it up.
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Her Dryer posted:I meant to post in the Transfer thread so er let me just take this opportunity to predict that Arsenal have done very good business this year it seems like and I'm interested in seeing how they gently caress it up. They have signed no more defensive midfield cover and their best DM is charged with rape, seems like they already hosed it up.
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wooger posted:They have signed no more defensive midfield cover and their best DM is charged with rape, seems like they already hosed it up. Farteta is contractually obligated to start Xhaka every match anyway.
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Her Dryer posted:I meant to post in the Transfer thread so er let me just take this opportunity to predict that Arsenal have done very good business this year it seems like and I'm interested in seeing how they gently caress it up. Can’t enjoy that good business if they’re injured, going full on sickbay mode would be the one way to do it. wooger posted:They have signed no more defensive midfield cover and their best DM is charged with rape, seems like they already hosed it up. I don’t know what and how it has to be discussed but I know Partey traveled with the team to the US, so…
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Frankston posted:Apparently the fine sheet for Villa next season has been leaked Can't believe the punishment for "snus being left anywhere" isn't death by snu snu. Game's gone.
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Jul 28, 2022 08:18
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Seems weird that professional athletes are allowed chewing tobacco as long as they dispose of it properly. Suppose it keeps them off the cigs and doesn't affect your cardio which is the main concern?
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Jul 28, 2022 08:22
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Think it’ll still gently caress your heart but it’s not something a pap can get a picture of you doing through the training ground fence and is therefore less an issue.
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Jul 28, 2022 10:48
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chugging two cans of red bull for breakfast has to be worse for your heart than snus
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Jul 28, 2022 11:06
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Anyone made skittles vodka
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Jul 28, 2022 14:05
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yes at uni
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Jul 28, 2022 14:09
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Perfect. https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1552640014953000962
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Jul 29, 2022 07:17
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Not as good as Leeds's official hydration partner, Water
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Jul 29, 2022 07:34
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Logan Paul’s experience with desolate, haunted places filled with sadness and melancholic beauty will serve him well etc
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Jul 29, 2022 09:16
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well it's no drip doctors
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what the gently caress the championship starts tonight, the 29th july gently caress off qatar, qatar gently caress off
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Jul 29, 2022 11:25
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Huge potential for transfer shithousing, wait for a team to have a promising start and sign their best player before the end of the window a month (or 90 games in the EFL) into the season
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Sir Alex takes over when Ten Hag is fired lol https://twitter.com/ChrisWheelerDM/status/1553059696432615424
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