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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

high level manager who is wrestling with twisted earbuds

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Guy who vents to the vendor about internal bs

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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peep who asks highly specific questions about their personal situation during the generic hr benefits meeting

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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qsvui posted:

hmm i've never been paid monthly, only biweekly

I’ve had both though biweekly was much more common

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Kernel Sanders posted:

guy who forgets he’s screen sharing and starts browsing women in the company registry

guy who forgets his cam is on and munches some boogers

(it’s the same guy)

uhhhhhhhhhhh

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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~Coxy posted:

this is outlook's fault for not having any way of booking a recurring meeting if the resource isn't available 1/30 times

this is configurable by your exchange admin hth

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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middle manager who hijacks the meeting to spew a bunch of buzzwords

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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rotor posted:

after being informed of the situation, Gar and I became aligned on vision and agreed to actively pursue complimentary goals.

:shepface:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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anyone who uses more business-speak than me is a mindless corporate drone and anyone who uses less just isn’t operating in a professional manner

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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AtomD posted:

just remembered this again http://conferencecall.biz

poo poo lol thanks i had also forgotten about this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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giogadi posted:

person who ends every question by literally saying “…question mark?”. an interview candidate did this today

:pwn:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

i always have my camera on because it would be insane to teach a class any other way.

i still get to teach to a grid of black boxes though. good thing i don't mind talking to myself

we know

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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lmao that is petty as gently caress anf also hilarious

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PIZZA.BAT posted:

i still love the poster who accidentally sent his offer letter to hr & his boss instead of his resignation

the bloody maneuver is named for the poster who did it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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nvrgrls posted:

guy who comes into the meeting just to snipe for no reason

well done

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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jesus WEP posted:

it just means reacting to what’s happening but its etymology is 100% from bustin a nut

peep who snypes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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nvrgrls posted:

I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! :ohdear:

255.255.255.69

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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~Coxy posted:

If you piss microsoft off by not restarting your PC for a few days, there's a full-screen modal you get that has like three options on it, and I'm pretty sure that whichever one you pick then it will restart your PC without permission.

skill issue

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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i actually had to review a meeting recording for information once and i was also in the entire meeting

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

guys who asks for a recording of your meeting then earnestly watches the whole thing, takes notes, and asks follow up questions.

This coworker does not exist

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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George posted:

watch a twitch stream

please do not advocate self harm

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

hey guys sorry i'm late could someone summarize the last 21 pages of this thread?

it’s u

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

someone is still not on mute can you go on mute if you are not talking please?

can you go on mute

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I can't hear you properly you're very faint

your volume is fine but it’s really choppy

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised

:shepface:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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graph posted:

lol if you think i'm spending a dime of my money on that poo poo

i just asked the helpdesk for a headset and they gave me one, try that

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Easter peeps

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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fresh_cheese posted:

guy who sits on mute till the last 5 minutes and then interjects with a “when are you going to cover the required XXX process plan?”

which was not going to be covered, because PM did not think it was necessary

yet is absolutely necessary due to federal and state law

and then the yelling starts and i hang up to lol and txt that guy that hes my hero and he lols bitterly also because this poo poo is gonna fail so so so hard

hell yeah

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