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*presses a series of keyboard shortcuts and clicks the mouse a lot. windows and drop-down menus appear and disappear with the quickness of a twister rippin’ thru the dusty land. it is unclear what i have done* yeah so i basically just sit here and do this all day
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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May 28, 2022 04:51
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Getting called out at a job interview for plagiarism after I googled "job resume" and printed off and handed in the first result.
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May 28, 2022 13:11
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Despite the fact that I've honed my slacking skills to unheard of levels, employers seem unimpressed. |
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May 28, 2022 16:50
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*underlines text to mild applause* *now bolds the text to a rising fervor* *now italicizes the text, people are screaming, someone gave birth in the conference room, everyone is getting dizzy, tears are shed, my boss keeps saying 'ba-boom' and punching employees in the gut he slaps me so hard on the back my shoulderblade inverts. i tell him i learned this one in europe*
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May 28, 2022 16:53
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Being able to do the Tan function in your head to one decimal place. |
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May 29, 2022 14:43
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You're in over your head, kid. Stand back and watch a master at work. *Switch to draft view* *Painstakingly go over each section break making sure the page numbers are set to "continue from previous section"* *Switch back to print view where you can see the now correct page numbers* *Slide on sunglasses as I walk out the door* You're welcome. Never contact me again. |
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May 30, 2022 00:17
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if you give my daughter back that will be the end of it. but if not, I will find you and I will… hold on… let me see… *opens daughter_ransom_actuarial_table.xslx* |
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May 30, 2022 01:30
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Twenty Four posted:Getting called out at a job interview for plagiarism after I googled "job resume" and printed off and handed in the first result. Interviewer: Ah, Good old Loren Ipsum. I went there too. Was on the Rowing and Kerning teams. *Wipes nostalgic tear from eye* |
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May 30, 2022 01:51
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Twenty Four posted:Getting called out at a job interview for plagiarism after I googled "job resume" and printed off and handed in the first result. boss: resume? we haven’t even started ha ha ha that’s a good one right? anyway you didn’t get the job
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May 30, 2022 14:12
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Me? Oh, it's... nothing really      
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May 30, 2022 14:57
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Me? Oh, it's... nothing really Suddenly, Lost makes sense |
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May 30, 2022 18:04
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in the middle of the heist we're spotted by a security guard. whole way through the other guys have carried me and now it's my moment to shine. i crack my knuckles and loosen my jaw... time to put three decades of experience at the dick sucking factory into practice |
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May 30, 2022 19:27
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I am very good at reading unix/linux logs and figuring out why something is not working. For a very specific game using a very specific piece of software. |
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May 30, 2022 19:53
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Twenty Four posted:Getting called out at a job interview for plagiarism after I googled "job resume" and printed off and handed in the first result. |
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Jun 2, 2022 15:34
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excuse me peasants, out of the way for the reigning world champion of hip bumping you gotta hip? I’ll bump it into next week. got some blow? gonna do bumps off the lumps that bump I ain’t no chump, won’t stay down in the dumps, don’t wanna hear about no slump time to hip bump
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