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i'm thinking a) chewing tobacco, i'm thinking b) cud, i'm thinking c) wood if ur a beaver why chew something if u arne't gonna eat it? Why do you have so much spare time? eat and move on and get back to work. Some of us just eat and don't have time to chew. Any remotely aware person could see investments are tending towards increasingly less chewable food if anything. I have tripled my money thanks to Motts. Yes, that Motts, the family owned traditional organic purveyor of apple sauce and apple sauce-likes. I, personally, and professionally, would recommend investing money into Motts for a guarantted income. This is professional financial adviec, ride the wave, hashtag wallstreetbets |
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my lawyer has reached out in regards to my original post and told me i have to add the caveat that i cannot be a real professional source of finacial advice so i am claiming take backsies on that if u invest in Motts and make a lot of money, we'll both know why and who knew, but the cops won't suspect a thing then my lawyer said that he thinks Motts is a great investment and my lawyer guarantees you are going to make a healthy profit if you invest in Motts think about putting all your money into it, quick and strong returns, ride the wave, my lawyer said it not me
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May 28, 2022 17:18
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kinda like to eat razzles but swallow them before they turn into gum. really sticking it to the manufacturers |
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nut posted:my lawyer has reached out in regards to my original post and told me i have to add the caveat that i cannot be a real professional source of finacial advice so i am claiming take backsies on that if u invest in Motts and make a lot of money, we'll both know why and who knew, but the cops won't suspect a thing Motts knew
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May 28, 2022 18:46
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wow this clamato is so thick i feel like i have to chew it! but i won't
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May 28, 2022 18:52
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hmm I hear that an innovative startup is about to completely disrupt the applesauce market with the invention of chewable applesauce. I can't tell you what the investment is but I can invest your money for you if you send it to me, unmarked bills are perfect, but no fake money such as canadian "dollars" or british florins or whatever
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May 28, 2022 18:54
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I need that wad of chewed gum to connect the spark plugs on my helicopter so I can escape the corporate spooks who don't want the FBI to get the evidence I have about the kidnapping of a racehorse. |
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May 28, 2022 20:42
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chew on this op: a new idea unfamiliar to you but ultimately wise |
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May 29, 2022 05:33
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Khanstant posted:chew on this op: a new idea unfamiliar to you but ultimately wise impossible I know all
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May 29, 2022 20:27
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chew, bakka *pained gurgling* |
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May 29, 2022 22:10
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how it feels to chew 5 gum knowing full well u aren't gonna eat it
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May 30, 2022 02:32
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PR guy hired from resource extraction company to lead advertising for sunflower seed company: have u ever thought of just telling them they can’t eat half of it so they buy twice as much to get full?
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May 30, 2022 14:10
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Barco Fiesta posted:how it feels to chew 5 gum knowing full well u aren't gonna eat it if you eat it, you find out how it feels to poo poo 5 gum
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May 30, 2022 18:21
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counterpoint op: cinnamon toothpicks are delicious and full of fiber that you absolutely do not eat (I'm told) hold on, there are some lights flashing outside my door, just gonna go see what that's all about
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May 30, 2022 18:53
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chewing something you don't eat is another wedge driven into the distance between the value you generate when you work and the little value you actually get paid. boss gets a dollar, you get a dime, boss also eats that left over bit of chewed up orange rind (easily, just swallowing)
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nut posted:my lawyer has reached out in regards to my original post and told me i have to add the caveat that i cannot be a real professional source of finacial advice so i am claiming take backsies on that if u invest in Motts and make a lot of money, we'll both know why and who knew, but the cops won't suspect a thing helo friend, i have heard about Matts and wanted to ask you if you knew their new investment opportunity, MFT's? I've been hearing about them all week and would like to hear more  sincerely, alexandriao |
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Ever since I was little, my favorite toy is the ice cube tray. Every birthday and Easter, all my new ice cube trays. Folks know I hate drinking and love chewing, you give it to me in a cup and I pour it into an ice tray and wait two hours. You’re telling me this time is wasted? I can live my life my own way if I want to. |
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May 31, 2022 12:59
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This reminds me of those people who have sex when they aren't trying to make a baby, I mean what gives? |
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May 31, 2022 18:59
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You all the next cow you meet; they eat the cud. They're in the middle of eating it. |
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May 31, 2022 20:11
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by gum, not 5 gum when you already ate 3 |
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Dr. Honked posted:if you eat it, you find out how it feels to poo poo 5 gum how it feels to poo poo 5 gum 
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Jun 2, 2022 20:20
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wait....are you tellin' me you got the Motts™?
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Jun 2, 2022 22:29
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Beavers actually do eat wood op they don't just chew it |
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beavers actually evolved from a piece of wood
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I carved a beaver from wood and BAM! Fast as that, it was a living breathing beaver. Flushed it down the terlet and wished it good luck.
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alnilam posted:Beavers actually do eat wood op they don't just chew it there's a poetic but important distinction between intentionally and proudly eating something and chewing it until it forms near invisible particles that, through the process of diffusion, naturally migrate down to the stomach where this is a lower basal concentration of wood bits. to try and stop diffusion is to try and stop god itself
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chuontis shuwondis schuhawndaiys |
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big bowl of vegan chili with a reusable straw already inserted
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*Swallowing a whole pack of gum, immediately piece after piece, finishing the entire pack in a few minutes* "They're right, this stuff doesn't last that long, but I don't know what they are talking about when they say the flavor runs out too soon."
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Jun 7, 2022 02:32
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*making my chewing on tinfoil face* And miss out on this OP? Yeah right! *continues chewing the foil* |
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noth i heard of ya. south? i see you too. east and west we all know. but most directional of all... |
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How Wonderful! posted:big bowl of vegan chili with a reusable straw already inserted reusable? how about chewable? keep enjoying the flavor of whatever you sucked up with the straw as you masticate the straw over a period of hours.
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