Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
A list of church streams. Let's find some stuff.

So far only two are running. One is just some guy talking on his computer, but this looks alright until some better church streams pop up.

God Bless, motherfuckers!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm the guy in the blue shirt in the bottom left rocking the gently caress out to this music.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
oh no they're talking about the shooting.

gently caress it I'm going to the guy streaming church in his home office.

e: Aaaaand he crashed. Oh well, ten minutes until more poo poo starts.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
drat, this guy knows how to dress for service.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjiKRfKpPI

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I will not.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Love 2 watch church

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Click tab to load Bible

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i dated a girl once whose parents would go to church on Sunday morning and then go home and watch the televised church of the other local mega church

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im ready to praise the lord.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Any good church vtubers out there?

7lip
Mar 25, 2009

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Church is currently red flagged, too much water on track.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
this one's got a Florida man

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I just went to church (that's why I call having a watery poo poo)

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

7lip posted:

Church is currently red flagged, too much water on track.

Also attending this church. Might be more boring then normal church atm though.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

this one's got a Florida man

drat, you're not kidding.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

AARD VARKMAN posted:

this one's got a Florida man

Wait why does he have a slurp ramp on stage?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Some great music on this one in WV that just started

https://www.christianworldmedia.com/livechannel/fcfchurch

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Some great music on this one in WV that just started

https://www.christianworldmedia.com/livechannel/fcfchurch

Their singers are :effort:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
This one looks like a loving karaoke tape

https://www.christianworldmedia.com/livechannel/UFFCOG

E: it's just boring church now RIP

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 15:15 on May 29, 2022

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Misread their logo

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
alright, it has been a minute since I let the son and the father enter my body and all that. just let me blow my morning load and I'll be ready to praise

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's no load, that's the holy ghost!

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i dated a girl once whose parents would go to church on Sunday morning and then go home and watch the televised church of the other local mega church

holy poo poo i think we dated the same girl

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I've been to church like four times mostly as a favor to friends and it was extremely boring except for one time because the church gave out free food and we all got decent quality pillows(?) which was never explained

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i was honestly thinking of going to a church today to meet some people but i know from experience that showing up at an organized church and saying "i'm a Gnostic" is nothing but a recipe to either be preached at just looked at funny

it really sucks to be surrounded by literally millions of people who claim to possess an opinion on the ineffable but who definitely don't

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

American churches are too scary for me, I can't watch them. There is too much screaming and passive aggression going on

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
What's this "go to" crap, I've never ever left church

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
this guy's getting a good lather going

https://www.christianworldmedia.com/livechannel/tpollafayette

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I'd rather go to Church's Chicken.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


When I die if it turns out the reason my whole life was miserable was because I didn't pray and all I had to do was ask God for the stuff I wanted I'm gonna be real pissed

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
posting to remind myself to find the VOD for this one because they opened up with a song that was just saying NAVY!!!!! ARMY!!!!! COAST GUARD!!!! and even that was too much and the guy hosed up the lyrics

https://www.christianworldmedia.com/livechannel/MammothBaptistChurch

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


I go to church on Saturday, OP

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

It's pronounced "shursh"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Unitarian Universalist is probably the best church you can go to. Their super liberal and there's usually a contingent of pagans that go. Anyway its a chill church I enjoy going to ,but I'm not going to post a live link to their service.



Anyway go to Unitarian church its a good time.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm always reminded of this very poorly dubbed YouTube joke video whenever the subject of American churches comes up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybwAe-I_7A

The sped-up drumming makes me laugh

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
that's a solid riff on the "shreds" video genre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BrLEuzVCVQ

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

We go to a rock and roll church with a loud band and a fog machine. Less expository preaching of the word of Christ, more cowbell.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply