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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > 'm concerned that Tracey is judging me over my muffin recipe
 
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Literally A Person
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She just thinks she's the loving bees knees because she uses recipes from Bon Appetit. Well my grandma SLAVED over this muffin recipe you cold, pickle-faced, codfish; YOU HEAR ME TRACEY!!!.

Help me figure out ways to ruin Tracey's baked goods for the upcoming Bake Sale.





Idea 1: Fill her cookies with human blood and when people start contracting pryon disease accuse her of being a sociopathic cannibal intent on consuming the young and innocent

Idea 2: Crap in her purse



What do you folks got??

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 01:51 on May 30, 2022
* # ? May 30, 2022 01:44
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biosterous
sneak coupons into her purse, she will be ostracized by all good and moral people

this requires you to obtain the coupons, and risk being shunned by all good and moral people, but you are planning a sabotage so that risk is already inherent



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* # ? May 30, 2022 02:22
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Zil

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 Replace all of her shoes with shoes that are half a size too small.

* # ? May 30, 2022 02:38
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Idea 3: Use witchcraft to curse Tracey's cardigan damning her to an eternity of existence in the UNDER REALM.

* # ? May 30, 2022 05:16
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Stoner Sloth

 replace tracey's oven mitts with a large bengal tiger - when she goes to take something out of the oven it will be awkward and ineffective at it likely burning her cookies!

* # ? May 30, 2022 06:47
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Escape From Noise

 Live well. :gbsmith:

* # ? May 30, 2022 11:04
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Escape From Noise

 As in live near a well and PUSH HER IN IT! :unsmigghh:

* # ? May 30, 2022 11:04
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nut

 “Tracey?” what are u named after how kids draw thanksgiving turkeys

* # ? May 30, 2022 14:06
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Zil

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 Swap the labels in her kitchen on her salt and sugar containers. :evilbuddy:

* # ? May 30, 2022 14:16
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your friend sk

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buy all of tracey's cookies and then she won't be able to sell any at the bake sale :bones:

* # ? May 30, 2022 14:23
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alexandriao


 Vote her so highly and then post a letter through her postbox telling her she can never again achieve that level of fame.

* # ? May 30, 2022 23:36
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alexandriao


 Then set fire to her trashcans

* # ? May 30, 2022 23:36
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Idea 4: Tie her to some train tracks but between hockey practice and dance class how does anyone have time for the train anymore.

* # ? May 31, 2022 02:56
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