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Escape From Noise

Born on Meat Mountain, raised on brown grave'.
Feeding you The Meats is all that he craves.

What more can you say about the man, the legend, The Meats: John Arby?

Please, share your stories and anecdotes (even bon mots) about the Father of The Meats and Arby's Founder.

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biosterous




john arby owed me twelve bucks



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Manifisto


john arby is responsible for the extinction of at least three species due to his insatiable desire for exotic meats piled high on a sammich

ever wonder why you can't get a roast dodo sandwich? that's right, john arby


ty nesamdoom!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
John Arby, having bared his hefty buttocks and having blessed them, broke wind. "Take, eat; this is My body."



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

google THIS

You know the guy screaming about meat and pudding in Pink Floyd's The Wall? Actual John Arby soundbite, except it's edited to say pudding instead of Jamocha shake for copyright reasons

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
November 16, 1864

My Dearest Josephine,

This dreadful war has divided our nation, even our families, sliced thinly not unlike your sumptuous, juicy roast beef at Sunday dinner. We will march on Atlanta soon. General Sherman has vowed that Atlanta will burn, her riches will slowly roast, again not unlike your steaming, plump roast beef stacked high on my hard roll. My heart yearns to see you again.

Yours truly,
John Arby's

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

November 16, 1864

My Dearest Josephine,

This dreadful war has divided our nation, even our families, sliced thinly not unlike your sumptuous, juicy roast beef at Sunday dinner. We will march on Atlanta soon. General Sherman has vowed that Atlanta will burn, her riches will slowly roast, again not unlike your steaming, plump roast beef stacked high on my hard roll. My heart yearns to see you again.

Yours truly,
John Arby's

"Join the Arby," they said

Escape From Noise

John Arby goes back in time to stop Wendy's and their army of Baconators from erasing humanity.

Twenty Four


John Roast Beef

John Raffel Brothers

John America's Roast Beef - Yes!

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Stoner Sloth

Buttchocks posted:

November 16, 1864

My Dearest Josephine,

This dreadful war has divided our nation, even our families, sliced thinly not unlike your sumptuous, juicy roast beef at Sunday dinner. We will march on Atlanta soon. General Sherman has vowed that Atlanta will burn, her riches will slowly roast, again not unlike your steaming, plump roast beef stacked high on my hard roll. My heart yearns to see you again.

Yours truly,
John Arby's


google THIS posted:

"Join the Arby," they said

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