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a triple diple roundhouse kick to the face of the ghost that's your dead father and he's holding a pop tart (which you also kick, because you are a loving expert this really needs no explanation if only we could show it)


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Khanstant posted:

guahjilkinchuhfenjulibeedeedabo morurtydanhuirby ajzshjiuliyuzunibuerelkiten

looks like there's a typo in your bubba gubba borba lindtsen joober flambin' trink brank gornky



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pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

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dirty deeds dirt cheep (try saying it ten times fast for an added challenge)

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

dirty deeds dirt cheep (try saying it ten times fast for an added challenge)

dirty dirt durnt durnt dur durnt



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Manifisto posted:

being a dumbass right now in ways that will only become apparent as time unfolds and all dumbasseries are revealed

DONT DOX ME!!!!!!!

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sb hermit





alexandriao posted:

DONT DOX ME!!!!!!!

sb hermit





how to evaluate an avocado to make guacamole

sb hermit





like, how do you adequately explain how springy the avocado has to be if you need to use it right away

and if you're gonna do it in 3 days, then the avocado should be very firm but not hard (and you still have to ripen it in a paper bag with another fruit like a banana). It's hard to explain

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sb hermit posted:

like, how do you adequately explain how springy the avocado has to be if you need to use it right away

and if you're gonna do it in 3 days, then the avocado should be very firm but not hard (and you still have to ripen it in a paper bag with another fruit like a banana). It's hard to explain

oh my god you just described marriage accurately for the first time


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

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