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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BURNCjsE1AQ

Jubillee! Pounds! Ounces! Quarts! Bushels! Firkins! Kennings! Rankines! Foot-candles!


Avoirdupois any responsibility!
https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1531710110300610562

Daily Express to replace all news with wild energy claims and Boris Johnson meme faces by 2025. Princess Di's ghost is furious


Utility companies hiring terminally online channers as customer support goes as well as expected


The "Is it a Christmas film?" debate plumbs new depths


:sax: In Other News
• A new version of the Ministerial Code is published by ministers who broke the rules, removing the need for a minister to resign over breaking its rules
• Police declare a major incident after a superyacht catches fire and sinks in Torquay
• First reported monkeypox cases in Wales and Northern Ireland
• RMT workers vote overwhelmingly in favour of strike action, opening the possibility of the first national rail strike since 1994
• Inflation hits 9%, the highest level since 1982 and the highest of any G7 nation.
• Liz Truss announces a plan to unilaterally abandon parts of the Northern Ireland protocol
• Neil Parish admits to watching a tractor pull of sorts at work
• The Elizabeth Line Line opens in Londonlondon


Suddenly Last Summer :sun:
UKMT Spring 2022 - Beer for Keir, Beef for Keith
UKMT February 2022 - Khan pulls Dick, Patel miffed
UKMT January 2022 - Whitby Cough Weekend
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Summer in the City :sun:
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
BYOB: UKMT

Summer Wind :sun:
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Mandatory Redistribution Party - Two northern comedians try to be educational about various socialist topics.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
Agitpod - Owen Jones & Ellie Mae O’Hagan discuss news.
Reasons to Be Cheerful - Former Labour leader Ed "Red Ed" Milliband and Geoff Lloyd shoot the poo poo, and discuss general politics. Sometimes with guests.
Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
Swampside Chats - "The highest communist podcast"

School's Out (For Summer) :sun:
Stop, Thief!: The Commons, Enclosures, And Resistance – Peter Linebaugh
Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
Chav Solidarity - D. Hunter
No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Cafι – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
A Brief History of Neoliberalism – David Harvey
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

The Effortpost's Graveyard (thanks goddamnedtwisto and UKMT goons)

Join us on synIRC for Question Time Awfulness and Stuff
#ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix).

Or on Discord for other UKMT Chat and Podcast Conspiring
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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".

And happy Pride month:

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

WELCOME

TO THE JUNE OF DOOM

Mebh
May 10, 2010


I mean, have you all considered that our future saviour, Keir Starmer, is neither Boris Johnson nor Jeremy Corbyn!!!

Makes you think!

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
That's a drat good thread title

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Is there anyone who likes Kier, or is everyone supporting him someone who would see negative career consequences if they didn't?

The whole "Kier is a pro-landlord Labour leader" thing made me wonder.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

endlessmonotony posted:

Is there anyone who likes Kier

i will wait for the results of the police questionnaire

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I’m his friend

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
As a shame filled landlord, I'm grateful that I can vote for a pro-landlord resurgent New Labour instead of the Tories.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Beer Korma.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Namtab posted:

I’m his friend

Sorry

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I'm unbelievably excited about the Keir Starmer campaign

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Found it..

Old dears in 1969 complaining about the new-fangled 7-sided 50p coin (replacing the ten bob note) and how easy it is to mix up with a no-sided, round, 2 shilling (10p) or half crown. (12.5p)
Vox pops from Birmingham market.
I remember the news being full of it at the time. I was 9 years old.

https://www.macearchive.org/films/midlands-news-21101969-new-50-pence-piece

Bring back big, old brown pennies. 4 blackjacks for 1d it used to be.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I hope they replace all currency with bitcoin, just to upset the olds to the maximum possible extent

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I hope they replace all currency with bitcoin, just to upset the olds to the maximum possible extent

I hope they replace every picture of The Queen on coins with Hello.jpg

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

Would make sense to have giver.jpg on the "tails" side

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



kingturnip posted:

I hope they replace every picture of The Queen on coins with Hello.jpg

Wouldn't the goatse side be 'tails' rather than 'heads'?

Edit: beaten. I'm not the only person here contemplating goatsecoin this morning.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Groatse

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
If Pterry was still alive that feels like something he would name a Discworld thing as a winking reference

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Good news, everyone!

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1531755690468982792?s=21&t=xvNh6KOfz7cqNDGLcPLpPw

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Spend Money Paups

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
They're gonna have the rich outside at 8pm rattling their jewelry

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

They would be quite similar in that the content would just be "there's nothing we can do, stay indoors and hopefully it'll be over soon"

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Jedit posted:

Spend Money Paups

"Your Economy Needs You!!!"

1965917
Oct 4, 2005


If they hadn't pissed away so much money to their mates maybe we wouldn't have to fight a loving 'war' to keep the loving lights on.

Its always a 'fight' with these arseholes.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
They want you to not spend money so inflation stops going up.

But also spend enough money that we don't have a recession.

Ideally try and exist in some quantum superposition of spending and not spending.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWmxeaz6ftE

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Runcible Cat posted:

"Your Economy Needs You!!!"

That's not a three word slogan.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Jedit posted:

That's not a three word slogan.

Appeal to nostalgia. The voter base will love it!

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Tesco Cinnamon & Raisin bagels have gone up by 15p, unleaded is 176 per litre and my internet is around 5Mbps... truly this is the end of days.

I blame Sweaty Andrew. :dawkins101: :sonia:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jedit posted:

That's not a three word slogan.

Spend
The
Pounds

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Back to work

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Just
Be
Rich

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005
loving hell, Airbnb is a ballache to use. I just want somewhere to stay, I'm not applying for citizenship so it's a bit unclear why they need two photos of me and my driving licence. You don't get this kind of bollocks with the Premier Inn.

Anyway, had to be done as Belfast is a bit on the expensive side. That's the last time I use Airbnb though, absolute turd of a website.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gambrinus posted:

loving hell, Airbnb is a ballache to use. I just want somewhere to stay, I'm not applying for citizenship so it's a bit unclear why they need two photos of me and my driving licence. You don't get this kind of bollocks with the Premier Inn.

Anyway, had to be done as Belfast is a bit on the expensive side. That's the last time I use Airbnb though, absolute turd of a website.

Also it's notorious for pricing people out of their accommodation, because why rent out your place for £600/month when you can put it on AirBnB?

I'm fighting a losing battle against these "disruptors" like AirBnB & Uber but gently caress they suck

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005
I suppose I should have booked a hotel a few months in advance but it was very much a spur of the moment decision to go.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Had to cancel a work airbnb team building day out for bbqing and fun when I worked in Spain once as we had accidentally booked out a porn/orgy set.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Hotel rooms are like €500/night in Dublin at the moment. If I were a different kind of person I could AirBnB my spare room and cover my mortgage but absolutely gently caress that

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Mebh posted:

Had to cancel a work airbnb team building day out for bbqing and fun when I worked in Spain once as we had accidentally booked out a porn/orgy set.

Lol.

I mean it could really help the team come together?


E: how could you tell? The smell?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Mebh posted:

Had to cancel a work airbnb team building day out for bbqing and fun when I worked in Spain once as we had accidentally booked out a porn/orgy set.
Just call it a theme event.

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Mebh posted:

Had to cancel a work airbnb team building day out for bbqing and fun when I worked in Spain once as we had accidentally booked out a porn/orgy set.

Sounds like a pretty good team building day to me!

Efb

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