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learnincurve posted:Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this. And happy Pride month: 
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Mebh posted:Had to cancel a work airbnb team building day out for bbqing and fun when I worked in Spain once as we had accidentally booked out a porn/orgy set.
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Just decorate it like a porn/orgy set beforehand.
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Yes, her birthday is twice a year and one of those everyone in the Commonwealth who still has her as queen gets the day off except for the UK for reasons.
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Boris Johnson: Genius Inventor is my new favourite ongoing work of absurdist fiction.  Even better than Rick Sanchez at being an abusive alcoholic who invents things that wouldn't work in reality.
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I know I shouldn't be surprised coming from the paper that still runs stories like "Diana furious at Black Lives Matter claims psychic medium" but going full David Icke about power stations in space while at the same time hating any real partial solution like heat pumps and then slapping a cut out of BoJo's idiot mug next to their world of tomorrow bullshit as if he invented it is some kind of perfect storm of funny to me. Putin is outraged
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RobbZombae posted:https://twitter.com/HrmQueene/status/1532014057179344897?s=20&t=UyUVBcJ_6q15nLnztZVSdw 
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found kieth's alt account https://twitter.com/MidTNDSA/status/1529594847459389440
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I grew a nice sunflower and then some bastard things ate it the moment I transferred it to the yard. So now I'm going to plant Dorset Nagas instead so that they can enjoy trying to eat those.
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Small cell batteries and pound coins are at least a little bit better than Panda Pops bottles full of piss, which in turn is a step up from anything that the big boy bikers might have been planning on chucking, from lengths of chain to actual lead acid batteries.Antrodemus posted:I have to travel to london for work in the next couple of weeks and I will eventually have to take a covid test to return to the us "The Department of State does not provide direct medical care to private U.S. citizens abroad." "If the negative viral test result is outside of the 1-day window you will need to test again." "Rapid tests are acceptable as long as they are a viral test acceptable under the Order." it unfortunately looks like you'd have to get a rapid test at Heathrow unless you can get someone within the airport to magic stamp one of the much cheaper tests from out of the rapid antigen test boxes that you should be able to pick up over the counter from any pharmacy while in London.
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smellmycheese posted:Yes. This struck me as I just briefly tuned into GMB. The media today all busy treating the clearly mentally ill bootlickers who are literally camping in loving tents on the Mall as though they are typical of the Great British public.
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Gonzo McFee posted:She did get an exemption from the equality act so it's not as if her views on race aren't well known.
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crispix posted:congratulations on becoming a dame of the round table, wee jimmy krankie https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-61659804 Lynn, these are Ireland people!
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New addition to the Romano-British pantheon just dropped.
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I remember, it was from this iirc, which is an altogether different type of sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I-U358E11U
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Ah that's why they were recommending that kids get vaccinated.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Dude got Covid 13.
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No it's okay it's what they used to call themselves. Please don't ask why I'm no longer allowed to do commentary for the Pakistan national cricket team.
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Who's worse, George or Anheuser?
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Jeherrin posted:paedoson
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Although tomatoes wouldn't exist in Europe until the 16th century so they were probably lovely pizzas.
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OwlFancier posted:She will fit right in with the rest of the honours club.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Bad news lads, synthwave is now officially over: e: There are 8 furlongs in a mile, pints in a gallon, and pounds in a clove of cheese, vital to remember this for shopping from now on. Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Jun 3, 2022 |
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A large immotile gamete walks into a promotional offer. I guess in a 'sane world' the theme restaurant would be fondling men's ballbags before giving them a free beer? (I mean there are pubs like that but it's a very different theme.)
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crispix posted:PLATTEH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Gonzo McFee posted:"She works hard" doing what? I always hear it but I never get an answer. Doing what? I will not be elaborating on this.
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That's how Charles's fingers ended up infected.
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Loose lips sink ships. The loose women have done terrorism at sea on numerous occasions.
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Have the satanic globulists managed to attack and dethrone god yet? They've had like a century at least and all they've done so far is put barcodes on food and get rid of wild polio.
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The globularists want a one world government, they want to move the local council offices to Indochina! They'll take forever to sort out the bins then! Just heard two people walk past attempting to sing god save the queen from memory, judging by that I think they might have already done the dethroning god bit.
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Actually everyone cheered Boris but the evil woke BBC switched the audio using space lizard technology.
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Does holy water blessed by priests work on protestant vampires or do they just get wet and start ranting about how its superstitious nonsense? I wonder how the jubilee affects vampires as most of those flags are some sort of cross symbol.
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I liked the Pratchett book where the vampires got all into that Norman Vincent Peale style Reformed Church positive thinking and symbology and then it went poorly for them.
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I bet Charles did right at the end.
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Finally a plate for those crowds of woke union flag waving monarchists.
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Especially among the Puritans, being Nene conformists.
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