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How Wonderful! posted:Perhaps today's leading scientists can rig me up so that when somebody grabs one it activates a tiny chip that makes an "AWOOGA" sound. How Wonderful! posted:The other one plays the sound of a cartoon car crashing into a cartoon wall. Science is a marvel. Also, good luck and hope everything works out great! Now, whose got more of these implant jokes??? Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jun 5, 2022 https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
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How Wonderful! posted:I might try to squeeze in buying a tit or two What a time to be alive! I'm excited for you, HW! |
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Very psyched for you, HW! 
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Farecoal posted:Large monoboob For some reason this was the least popular balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. |
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Rarity posted:Very psyched for you, HW! ty, I am getting pretty subtle work done so recovery should hopefully be pretty easy. I'll be really puffy for a few days and then have to wear a kind of head-sock for a few weeks but will be able to go about my life pretty much. My biggest worries are somehow getting COVID between now and then since I won't be able to reschedule the surgery (surgeon got a new position across the country) and the incredibly unlikely scenario of waking up from anaesthesia with my face off. Neither of which I think will actually happen.
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Jun 5, 2022 07:25
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But what if you wake up and find you've got John Travolta's face on you? 
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How Wonderful! posted:Hell I might see if I can get three. it worked out for my friend Eccentrica Gallumbits
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i decided to make my eccentrica gallumbits joke being pretty sure I had the name and spelling right and decided not to google to confirm and I was completely right. gently caress yes
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in a bad game i play (Torn) there is a forum, and in the forum there is a Pride thread, and in that thread shithead players have been posting "but what about straight pride?????", and in response to those posts the admins have been forum-banning those players. it is good i shitposted at one of them so he would keep posting his bad stuff and thus eat a ban. and it worked!
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How Wonderful! posted:ty, I am getting pretty subtle work done so recovery should hopefully be pretty easy. awesome, hope the surgery and recovery are as smooth as the finest, richest ice cream money can buy!
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How Wonderful! posted:Perhaps today's leading scientists can rig me up so that when somebody grabs one it activates a tiny chip that makes an "AWOOGA" sound. this is probably fine but just in case anyone is browsing byob from their oppressive workplace  going to think positive thoughts of wellness and strong immunity in the days leading up to yer surg' and lack of pain and rapid healing afterwerd
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How Wonderful! posted:I think if I just coated my entire body in them I'd feel really well protected from blunt attacks. na naaaaaa na na na na na na na na tittymari damacy~ Gruß vom Krampus |
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Heather Papps posted:this is probably fine but just in case anyone is browsing byob from their oppressive workplace drat thats a lot of titties. maybe im not as gay as i thought |
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Jun 6, 2022 00:19
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just kidding you loving idiots im gay as poo poo |
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watching a review video and i realize i'm not paying any attention to the item and just staring at his arms
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biosterous posted:watching a review video and i realize i'm not paying any attention to the item and just staring at his arms i know this feeling
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The pretty redhead at work won't stop talking to me and while she's very very very pretty she is kind of not my type and I'm going to have to have the "I don't date people even tertiarily associated with work" thing because I already have other vested interests anyway. |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:The pretty redhead at work won't stop talking to me and while she's very very very pretty she is kind of not my type and I'm going to have to have the "I don't date people even tertiarily associated with work" thing because I already have other vested interests anyway. The best way to deal with this is to go and talk to her after you have made sure you have a huge booger hanging halfway out of one of your nostrils. Boom. |
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Jun 6, 2022 15:43
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I honestly think booghang is a truly powerful interpersonal tool. |
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Literally A Person posted:I honestly think booghang is a truly powerful interpersonal tool. BoogHang is my new strategy for every problem in my life; how do I pay you the hefty consulting fee on these interactions |
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Jun 6, 2022 17:29
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Also seriously she's like intimidating levels of pretty and she could crush me like a bug and I would be into it if I were looking but like Be my friend instead I hope, gorgeous lady |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:Also seriously she's like intimidating levels of pretty and she could crush me like a bug 
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Edward Fingerhands posted:BoogHang is my new strategy for every problem in my life; how do I pay you the hefty consulting fee on these interactions I'm just happy Booghang is entering the cultural consciousness. |
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Literally A Person posted:I'm just happy Booghang is entering the cultural consciousness. We regret to inform you that BoogHang has been acquired by Oracle. |
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Jun 6, 2022 19:37
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She's 6' tall and has dark auburn hair and basically the most attractive jawline I've ever seen. She's kinda futch. Very "flannel but it's pink" futch. And she wears really cool boots. |
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Jun 6, 2022 19:39
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Like you know how some people just have pointy but squared jaws and how their cheekbones pop? That. |
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Jun 6, 2022 19:40
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Edward Fingerhands posted:Like you know how some people just have pointy but squared jaws and how their cheekbones pop? That. I'm familiar 
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Jun 6, 2022 19:59
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Rarity posted:I'm familiar Yeah I know why do you think I turn red 
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Jun 6, 2022 20:06
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The influencers are trying to make me buy their rainbow things and buddy I have cans of spray paint and a bad attitude, I will make my own gd rainbow thanks |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:The influencers are trying to make me buy their rainbow things and buddy I have cans of spray paint and a bad attitude, I will make my own gd rainbow thanks This is the kind of can-do go-getting attitude we need in BYOB
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Edward Fingerhands posted:The influencers are trying to make me buy their rainbow things and buddy I have cans of spray paint and a bad attitude, I will make my own gd rainbow thanks PREACH |
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Rarity posted:This is the kind of can-do go-getting attitude we need in BYOB |
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Jun 7, 2022 19:23
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...but uh some rainbow toe covers for my skates would be nice........ |
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Literally A Person posted:...but uh some rainbow toe covers for my skates would be nice........ Have I told you the good news about our Lord and savior ktape? I literally use it to wrap my ankles and you can heat seal it to your toecaps. Real real. |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:Have I told you the good news about our Lord and savior ktape? I literally use it to wrap my ankles and you can heat seal it to your toecaps. Real real. Okay, this rocks. |
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This song is about being gay with your cannabis drink, I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViNALW35WkE |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:hi im gay |
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You know what's cool about being bi and non-binary? Technically if anyone has a crush on you they're gay and your relationship is gay and everything is just gay all the time. Having a gay old time rn. |
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Edward Fingerhands posted:You know what's cool about being bi and non-binary? Technically if anyone has a crush on you they're gay and your relationship is gay and everything is just gay all the time. 
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