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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
do u think if u run over the fedex guy while ur driving and getting dome he can cast a curse on you too?

https://autos.yahoo.com/florida-man-passenger-crash-fedex-172900159.html

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
"Hey that's a great act. What do you call it?"

"The Florida Man!"

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
yeah, it'd turn out just like the documentary Stephen King's Thinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7cV5cWQmxg

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Lol he got his weenie chomped on.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

that picture is really great, my girlfriend and I were laughing and laughing at it last night

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My man USPS has my packages.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

quote:

Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Seriously, needs a road safety campaign.

"PULL OVER BEFORE YOU GET YOUR WEENIE PULLED OR SUCKED"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
getting road dome is no laughing matter

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
i think you get a free overnight delivery to the state of your choicebut you have to order withint 2 weeks

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Goofus: heh, suck my honker while i drive in florida
Gallant: m'lady, let me finger thee while we drive through Kentucky :cool:

(i literally did that one time haha)

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Got Garped.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nooner posted:

getting road dome is no laughing matter

Eh teww meh abow eht

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Amateurs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You turn the cruise control on right before you cum IDIOT! :catstare:

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


This happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiC8BL6mCCA

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