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I've been seeing a lot of "Add a point if you've done X" on Facebook and thought that maybe we can do better than "rode in a limo" as highlights (or lowlights) of a life. I came up with 20 items (so far) that most people would be embarrassed to claim to have done. Any thoughts or contributions? (Note: I intentionally left off "Posted a stupid thread on Something Awful" because honestly...who reads this dead gay forum? The hard-core “Never have I ever” quiz. Most of us have lived full lives and over the course of time have done some…shady things. Give yourself a point for each item you have done. Do not discount your intentions, conditions, situations, damage, or anything else. There is no “No harm, no foul”. Doing few of these items does not make you a good person, doing many does not make you bad person. Be honest and no, I haven’t done all of these things. 1. Kept change given to you in error when given too much change. 2. Thrown away neighbor’s mail delivered to you in error because it just didn’t look important (technically a felony). 3. Participated in a Road Rage incident. Includes lesser things like brake checks/middle fingers. 4. Claim injury to avoid doing something you just didn’t want to do. 5. Lied to your kids because it was convenient. 6. Put someone in the hospital, regardless of situation. 7. Goaded a friend to do something illegal (steal, fight, cheat). 8. Thrown the first punch in a fight. 9. Broke up a relationship on purpose, even if for a good reason. 10. Driven over 125 MPH. 11. Intentionally cheated on your taxes. 12. Lied to your boss, especially for something significant. 13. Stolen from your work site (ex. tools, printer paper) 14. Bluffed through a DUI checkpoint. 15. Misrepresented facts or otherwise scammed someone for your own benefit. Includes unnecessary repairs or lying about the value of something for sale. 16. Stolen or “Borrowed” a car without owner’s expressed consent. Includes borrowing friend’s/Parent’s car without permission for any reason. 17. Thrown someone under the bus (lay blame). 18. Misrepresented the price of something you bought to a spouse/parent. 19. Let down a friend/family in their time of need because it was inconvenient. 20. Kept something you intended to pay for, but forgot during the payment process.
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Why are most of these involving cars or road traveling OP
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Jun 5, 2022 18:01
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I've done them all and many things not listed
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Jun 5, 2022 18:05
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PokeJoe posted:I've done them all and many things not listed
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Jun 5, 2022 18:08
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Pretty much all of them except I don’t think I’ve put anyone in the hospital.
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Jun 5, 2022 18:13
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All of them, most of them multiple times except the DUI one.
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Jun 5, 2022 18:22
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EorayMel posted:Why are most of these involving cars or road traveling OP That's a really good question. Maybe higher chances of occurrence and higher consequences? I was originally going to go with driving over 100, but I think that is pretty common these days.
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Jun 5, 2022 18:23
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JnnyThndrs posted:Pretty much all of them except I don’t think I’ve put anyone in the hospital. Torquemada posted:All of them, most of them multiple times except the DUI one. pansies
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Jun 5, 2022 18:25
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I'm not surprised that goons have done most of these. I was trying to stay somewhat likely. Including "Flaying the skin from murderers" might be kinda much.
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Jun 5, 2022 18:26
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Richard Cabeza posted:I'm not surprised that goons have done most of these. I was trying to stay somewhat likely. Including "Flaying the skin from murderers" might be kinda much. honestly the only one i didn't do was 5. Because I don't have kids
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Jun 5, 2022 18:31
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all no except for 3 (flipped da bird), 9, 12 (almost done with that project!), and 13 (notepads) i'm a good widdle boy but also try to avoid getting into situations to begin with
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Jun 5, 2022 18:31
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aside from putting someone in the hospital and bluffing through a dui checkpoint, most of those things are just life
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Jun 5, 2022 18:34
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I constantly goad my friends to do illegal things. They do the same for me. That’s what friends are for.
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Jun 5, 2022 18:35
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Never have I ever summoned my dear master Satan and kissed his arse as a token of fealty.
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Jun 5, 2022 18:36
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:I constantly goad my friends to do illegal things. They do the same for me. That’s what friends are for. why the gently caress else would you be here. Crime is funny, as long as no one gets hurt
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Jun 5, 2022 18:38
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Who hasn't convinced their friends to commit crimes lol
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Jun 5, 2022 18:42
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I've only done three of these things.  I don't have kids or a car.Does offering your friend a bowl count as goading them into doing a crime?
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Jun 5, 2022 18:44
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PokeJoe posted:Who hasn't convinced their friends to commit crimes lol mostly just straight people, I think
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Jun 5, 2022 18:44
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YeahTubaMike posted:I've only done three of these things. I know for a fact you intentionally cheated on your taxes
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Jun 5, 2022 18:45
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I know for a fact you intentionally cheated on your taxes I counted that!
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Jun 5, 2022 18:48
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YeahTubaMike posted:I counted that! lemme guess the other 2. You have lied to your boss, and misrepresented the facts
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Jun 5, 2022 18:53
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Ive done a lot of those, or hope I have. Being bad is wrong now .
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Jun 5, 2022 18:59
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Homo Biden posted:Ive done a lot of those, or hope I have. but it feels so good
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Jun 5, 2022 19:01
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sorry op, not gonna read that wall of text. too busy watching youtubes.
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Jun 5, 2022 19:02
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:lemme guess the other 2. You have lied to your boss, and misrepresented the facts Nope. I thought the other two would be easy, since they're (imho) equally tame
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Jun 5, 2022 19:03
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YeahTubaMike posted:Nope. I thought the other two would be easy, since they're (imho) equally tame you seriously never lied to your boss? That's impressive
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Jun 5, 2022 19:05
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you seriously never lied to your boss? That's impressive I've had pretty easygoing bosses. 
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Jun 5, 2022 19:08
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YeahTubaMike posted:I've had pretty easygoing bosses. more power to you buddy. That is amazing
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Jun 5, 2022 19:20
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ive never done anything
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Ape Fist posted:ive never done anything you should try things. lots of them suck, but, alot are fun, or interesting, or worthwhile
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Jun 5, 2022 19:24
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Lying to your kids because it’s convenient is perhaps the most important parenting tool.
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Jun 5, 2022 19:25
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Szyznyk posted:Lying to your kids because it’s convenient is perhaps the most important parenting tool. lying to your kids is the only way parenting works
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Jun 5, 2022 19:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:more power to you buddy. That is amazing I might be forgetting something but at the very least, I haven't lied to any of my bosses that I know of. I've kept too much change and stolen from the office though. Food, notebooks, notepads, post-its, pencils, pens...  edit: Szyznyk posted:Lying to your kids because it’s convenient is perhaps the most important parenting tool. I was mad at my mom for like a year when I found out Santa wasn't real.
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Jun 5, 2022 19:29
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YeahTubaMike posted:I might be forgetting something but at the very least, I haven't lied to any of my bosses that I know of. you are to precious for words.
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Jun 5, 2022 19:32
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YeahTubaMike posted:
At the rate my 9 year old is losing teeth and at 5 bucks a pop I may have to impart some truth for pure economic reasons.
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Jun 5, 2022 19:33
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you are to precious for words. No cars, no kids, and I'm a lover, not a fighter  That knocks out like half of the options.
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Jun 5, 2022 19:40
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#2 yeah, an obvious credit card offer thing that intended recipient would have immediately thrown out #3 I have thrown the finger at other drivers for sure, some people are terrible at driving #4 been absolutely overscheduled at work and called in claiming I was throwing up when I wasn't because I just needed a loving day to rest #8 was at a bar with a gay friend who was talking about his relationship issues and the guy next to me called him a "loving human being who should put a gun in his mouth instead of a dick" and I lost it and punched him in the face #10 yeah, on a super desolate stretch of road and only once
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Jun 5, 2022 19:56
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YeahTubaMike posted:No cars, no kids, and I'm a lover, not a fighter you are amazing. never change
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Jun 5, 2022 19:58
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you are amazing. never change Thank you, I'll just keep on not driving because I have epilepsy and being too lazy to fight 
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I'd really like to expand this list, but all I can think of are lamer ones.
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