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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
oh #20 yeah, I forgot about a thing of cat litter I had in the bottom part of my shopping cart recently while I was checking out and just kind of rolled with it

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
no, you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
That's your idea of evil?

Lol

How about cheated on your SO?

hosed a married guy?

Found a condom in you next morning?

Went along with a sex thing kinda grossed you out to please your partner?

Been rohypnolled?

Peed your car seat drunk driving?

Used under carseat change for gas to get home?

Abandoned a car forever on side of freeway?

Been in jail for weekend or longer?

hosed a novel [to you] race just to see what it was like?

Stole someone's pain meds?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
yeah OP is honestly a tame list. I can honestly say I've never driven drunk though so I have that going for me

I have bought drugs on the dark webz though

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


EorayMel posted:

Why are most of these involving cars or road traveling OP

op is a car

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Spinz posted:

That's your idea of evil?

Lol

How about cheated on your SO?

hosed a married guy?

Found a condom in you next morning?

Went along with a sex thing kinda grossed you out to please your partner?

Been rohypnolled?

Peed your car seat drunk driving?

Used under carseat change for gas to get home?

Abandoned a car forever on side of freeway?

Been in jail for weekend or longer?

hosed a novel [to you] race just to see what it was like?

Stole someone's pain meds?

"Been rohypnolled" probably shouldn't be one since it's not a choice.

I've done three of these things too.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

YeahTubaMike posted:

"Been rohypnolled" probably shouldn't be one since it's not a choice.

I've done three of these things too.

You are right^ Oops lol

Ok, a 3

But you're young....
:haw:

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Spinz posted:

That's your idea of evil?
...
Went along with a sex thing kinda grossed you out to please your partner?
...

what's evil about this. "be good ot your spouse, do something that makes someone else happy" yeah that's so evil. dummy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

That's your idea of evil?

Lol

How about cheated on your SO?

hosed a married guy?

Found a condom in you next morning?

Went along with a sex thing kinda grossed you out to please your partner?

Been rohypnolled?

Peed your car seat drunk driving?

Used under carseat change for gas to get home?

Abandoned a car forever on side of freeway?

Been in jail for weekend or longer?

hosed a novel [to you] race just to see what it was like?

Stole someone's pain meds?

0-60
Did you do all these things?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Doctor Dogballs posted:

what's evil about this. "be good ot your spouse, do something that makes someone else happy" yeah that's so evil. dummy

That's a good point. Doing stuff to please your partner is the opposite of evil, unless they asked you to murder someone or something.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I have not done all of that list, but most.

Excuse me for not clarifying, the evil part is not saying you were grossed out, so lying to your sex partner

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

I have not done all of that list, but most.

Excuse me for not clarifying, the evil part is not saying you were grossed out, so lying to your sex partner

so... which ones did you do?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so... which ones did you do?

Hey rear end in a top hat
I dont know what up with you but I've been around for a bit

Sorry you can't get laid

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Spinz posted:

Used under carseat change for gas to get home?

also why is this evil

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Oh good lord
I guess I was thinking "bad"

Much like my post it seems

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
sorry didn't mean to pile on you :(

but yeah I've used the two dollar bills that have been sitting in my wallet for who knows how long and whatever change I can scrounge up from my car to get home before

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

Hey rear end in a top hat
I dont know what up with you but I've been around for a bit

Sorry you can't get laid

of that list you made, rear end in a top hat, which ones did you do?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I've done most of these.

I've stolen pens and poo poo from work. And food that was going to go in the trash.

My biggest sin....and this was a long time ago...I had to make money orders for rent and I didn't have enough. So I gave the cashier lady 300 and was planning on pleading to the landlord later.

The cashier and her coworker weren't paying attention and gave me 2, separate, valid money orders. As I was signing the first one they just...gave me another.

You best believe I ran out of the store with it. Got my rent paid that month.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Revins posted:

sorry didn't mean to pile on you :(

but yeah I've used the two dollar bills that have been sitting in my wallet for who knows how long and whatever change I can scrounge up from my car to get home before

It's ok
That's one I've done and after gambling away a couple grand. Fortunately it's decades and seemingly 5 lifetimes ago

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I stole an ipod when I worked at wal-mart once, one of the early nano's I think? it was the first generation of those to have a camera. was not caught

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Revins posted:

I stole an ipod when I worked at wal-mart once, one of the early nano's I think? it was the first generation of those to have a camera. was not caught

did you use napster to put music on it?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

did you use napster to put music on it?

soulseek 4eva

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Revins posted:

soulseek 4eva

maybe limewire?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
never used limewire. I used napster back in its day, then iMesh, then I found soulseek and still occasionally use it because it rules

also was a member of oink and a small indie music focused torrent community called thecellar where I found a lot of good music I otherwise never would have heard of

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


i never spend a two dollar bill. because im trying to collect them all. i just got a Jimmy Carter rookie bill finally. after opening about a thousand booster packs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i never spend a two dollar bill. because im trying to collect them all. i just got a Jimmy Carter rookie bill finally. after opening about a thousand booster packs

real talk. one time when I was working at Barnes and Noble some guy tried to pay with $2 bills. I called the manager, because who pays with $2 bills

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i gave a hobo a $2 bill once so you probably called the cops on that guy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

PokeJoe posted:

i gave a hobo a $2 bill once so you probably called the cops on that guy

it was a $1500 order. He had a box of $2 bills

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


oh that was Doctor Dogballs

Lawson
Apr 21, 2006

You're right, I agree.
Total Clam
one-eight-hund-

YeahTubaMike posted:

No cars, no kids,

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Is it still roadrage if you're a pedestrian?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Lawson posted:

one-eight-hund-

That should be number 21.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is it still roadrage if you're a pedestrian?

pedestrians can be angry and use the roads. So sure, why not

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
haha I'm so lame

a friend once told me "you're like the captain america of my friends" and I was kind of offended, but I think I see what he was talking about now
I spent most of this list wracking my brain going "jesus, have I really never done that? I've never scammed anybody?"

I got 5, and that's counting stuff like "I lied to my mom about my tuition costs because I didn't want her to reimburse me" and "we were supposed to report beggars in front of the store to management so they could call the cops on them, so I guess I lied by omission when instead I bought him a sandwich and an apple juice and warned him that the store calls the cops on people"

what a loving sweetheart
(or I'm a monster so deeply in denial that I can't even admit it to myself, I guess I wouldn't really know if that were the case)

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Cubone posted:

I got 5, and that's counting stuff like "I lied to my mom about my tuition costs because I didn't want her to reimburse me" and "we were supposed to report beggars in front of the store to management so they could call the cops on them, so I guess I lied by omission when instead I bought him a sandwich and an apple juice and warned him that the store calls the cops on people"

:glomp:

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
1. Yeah, there were probably times I got too much change and didn't realize until I was out of there.

2. There was some kind of mixup and we still keep getting occasional mail with OUR address but with our neighbor's name on it. It's always junk so I just toss it.

3. Someone rear-ended my van while on the highway and instead of stopping, sped off. So I yelled "Motherfucker!" and threw up the finger before calling 911 to report a hit and run.

5. No kids

10. How about exactly 125?

12. Only for the occasional Mental Health Day. Still I somehow managed to use less sick leave than everyone else, there were a lot of unhealthy overweight people where I worked.

13. A few pens, pencils and Post-It Notes from the supply closet, sure.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
1. Kept change given to you in error when given too much change.

Fun story. When I was 14 I gave my kid brother a $20 to get ice cream from McDonald’s at the beach. He returned and handed me a $10 bill and a $50 bill. We took the 50 back to the McDonald’s where they made us stand there while they counted down the drawer my brother went to, insinuated it was our fault somehow and then refused to take the 50 back. Then my stepbrother stole it from me. Lol.

2. Thrown away neighbor’s mail delivered to you in error because it just didn’t look important (technically a felony).

No.

3. Participated in a Road Rage incident. Includes lesser things like brake checks/middle fingers.

Yes.


4. Claim injury to avoid doing something you just didn’t want to do.

Probably when I was younger and into athletics but I dunno the specifics.

5. Lied to your kids because it was convenient.

Unless you count Santa, no. They are (small) people and deserve agency and respect.

6. Put someone in the hospital, regardless of situation.

Yeah. :smith:

7. Goaded a friend to do something illegal (steal, fight, cheat).

No goading but I did illegal stuff with friends that they ended up getting in trouble for.,

8. Thrown the first punch in a fight.

Yeah.

9. Broke up a relationship on purpose, even if for a good reason.

Yes.

10. Driven over 125 MPH.

A lot faster than that although these days I won’t do that on public roads because it’s stupid and irresponsible.

11. Intentionally cheated on your taxes.

Yes.

12. Lied to your boss, especially for something significant.

No.


13. Stolen from your work site (ex. tools, printer paper)

No.


14. Bluffed through a DUI checkpoint.

Yes but I don’t drink anymore.

15. Misrepresented facts or otherwise scammed someone for your own benefit. Includes unnecessary repairs or lying about the value of something for sale.

Almost certainly but it likely had to do with drugs/alcohol.

16. Stolen or “Borrowed” a car without owner’s expressed consent. Includes borrowing friend’s/Parent’s car without permission for any reason.

No.

17. Thrown someone under the bus (lay blame).

No.

18. Misrepresented the price of something you bought to a spouse/parent.

Yes. I was poor and felt bad.

19. Let down a friend/family in their time of need because it was inconvenient.

Hopefully not.

20. Kept something you intended to pay for, but forgot during the payment process.

No.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

PokeJoe posted:

I've done them all and many things not listed

Never have I ever poo poo in a swimming pool.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kntfkr posted:

Never have I ever poo poo in a swimming pool.

Is that a common thing? I feel like most people haven’t

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I don't think it's common, no. Just trying to think of things I've never done.

I've never done IV drugs or gone to a Coldplay concert, either.

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