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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

kntfkr posted:

I don't think it's common, no. Just trying to think of things I've never done.

I've never done IV drugs or gone to a Coldplay concert, either.

I’ve done all the drugs but never felt a reason to try and see Coldplay live so I guess I have decent judgment

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I once got myself a KitKat when doing grocery shopping and paid with it with the house card without first clearing it with the house :ohdear:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Last month when they still had plastic bags in Wegman's, there was a lime at the bottom of the bag I was putting my bottles of unsweetened green tea into and I walked out with that bitch and I put that lime in a coconut.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Isn't the purpose of these lists to be extremely tame?

Last time I played never have I ever in college, we all lost to a girl who had never met her parents, never climbed a tree, and never seen anyone pump their own gas.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nthing that this is a tame list. In any case I can't drive and I don't have kids

1. Kept change given to you in error when given too much change.
2. Thrown away neighbor’s mail delivered to you in error because it just didn’t look important (technically a felony).
3. Participated in a Road Rage incident. Includes lesser things like brake checks/middle fingers.
4. Claim injury to avoid doing something you just didn’t want to do.
5. Lied to your kids because it was convenient.

6. Put someone in the hospital, regardless of situation.
7. Goaded a friend to do something illegal (steal, fight, cheat).
8. Thrown the first punch in a fight.
9. Broke up a relationship on purpose, even if for a good reason.
10. Driven over 125 MPH.
11. Intentionally cheated on your taxes.
12. Lied to your boss, especially for something significant.
13. Stolen from your work site (ex. tools, printer paper)
14. Bluffed through a DUI checkpoint.
15. Misrepresented facts or otherwise scammed someone for your own benefit. Includes unnecessary repairs or lying about the value of something for sale.
16. Stolen or “Borrowed” a car without owner’s expressed consent. Includes borrowing friend’s/Parent’s car without permission for any reason.
17. Thrown someone under the bus (lay blame).
18. Misrepresented the price of something you bought to a spouse/parent.
19. Let down a friend/family in their time of need because it was inconvenient.
20. Kept something you intended to pay for, but forgot during the payment process.


1) I don't like messing with people's finances, and I certainly don't like when they mess with mine. When I was young I remember seeing a homeless kid giving back the dropped wallet to a couple and that struck me really hard. He didn't take anything and they gave all the money in it (which at the time was a lot, and to that kid it was probably the most money he'd seen in a while). Since I was born in a really rough environment, my first reaction was chuckle and think the kid did that knowing they would return the favor so it was just the same as stealing but while looking good. But that act of mutual generosity was so grating that as cynical as I was I couldn't help but see it as genuine, I had seen hustlers and that kid just wasn't one. I think that moment helped me build character, and that interaction between a piss poor kid and a middle class family was more useful in my formation than all the garbage social workers at the favela acting morally above the rest of us.

2) This sort of falls under #1 to me, I don't like to mess with other people's things. Also #13, or #16, and #20 and #18 and #11 what the gently caress. Man there's a lot of stealing in this list uh.

11) I declare everything on my taxes, even my work as an escort, which requires hiring an accountant to make sure it goes smooth and credit card companies don't gently caress me over since they're not huge into sex workers.

12) No and I've been pretty much fired because "I'm sorry, the system they made in one month for your previous game in one month was made in one month because it's garbage" for a job that was a 3-6 months endeavor really did not please my boss. I'm glad right now I'm in a company that actually wants me to lay down everything wrong with the game and I was hired essentially for that because we already ended up with a 100% FPS increase (seriously) just from fixing a laundry list of bad practices and it's awesome.

17) I don't even like blaming teammates when they feed, I only blame myself.

On the things I did:

6/7) Yeah plenty of times. I had a rough childhood, I've been to a lot of gang fights, one of my eyes is hard to keep open because someone went with a knife for it and although he didn't blind me he damaged a nerve, and I've beaten a lot of people. I'm not tall so throwing the first punch when I know something is escalating means I'm not gonna lose horribly. Also, I had this going for me:

I was able to max out the machines on hip adduction/abduction and I could do 900 bodyweight squats before I got bored, I have an incredibly strong kick and used it to low kick and deescalate fights from people who would otherwise beat the poo poo out of me. I had enough kicks checked that my leg is sort of hosed up but I low kick fast enough that this was not a common event. So I low kick their leg, fight is over, they go to a hospital to get their broken bones checked.

9) This is really just life.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Elentor posted:

Nthing that this is a tame list. In any case I can't drive and I don't have kids

1. Kept change given to you in error when given too much change.
2. Thrown away neighbor’s mail delivered to you in error because it just didn’t look important (technically a felony).
3. Participated in a Road Rage incident. Includes lesser things like brake checks/middle fingers.
4. Claim injury to avoid doing something you just didn’t want to do.
5. Lied to your kids because it was convenient.

6. Put someone in the hospital, regardless of situation.
7. Goaded a friend to do something illegal (steal, fight, cheat).
8. Thrown the first punch in a fight.
9. Broke up a relationship on purpose, even if for a good reason.
10. Driven over 125 MPH.
11. Intentionally cheated on your taxes.
12. Lied to your boss, especially for something significant.
13. Stolen from your work site (ex. tools, printer paper)
14. Bluffed through a DUI checkpoint.
15. Misrepresented facts or otherwise scammed someone for your own benefit. Includes unnecessary repairs or lying about the value of something for sale.
16. Stolen or “Borrowed” a car without owner’s expressed consent. Includes borrowing friend’s/Parent’s car without permission for any reason.
17. Thrown someone under the bus (lay blame).
18. Misrepresented the price of something you bought to a spouse/parent.
19. Let down a friend/family in their time of need because it was inconvenient.
20. Kept something you intended to pay for, but forgot during the payment process.


1) I don't like messing with people's finances, and I certainly don't like when they mess with mine. When I was young I remember seeing a homeless kid giving back the dropped wallet to a couple and that struck me really hard. He didn't take anything and they gave all the money in it (which at the time was a lot, and to that kid it was probably the most money he'd seen in a while). Since I was born in a really rough environment, my first reaction was chuckle and think the kid did that knowing they would return the favor so it was just the same as stealing but while looking good. But that act of mutual generosity was so grating that as cynical as I was I couldn't help but see it as genuine, I had seen hustlers and that kid just wasn't one. I think that moment helped me build character, and that interaction between a piss poor kid and a middle class family was more useful in my formation than all the garbage social workers at the favela acting morally above the rest of us.

2) This sort of falls under #1 to me, I don't like to mess with other people's things. Also #13, or #16, and #20 and #18 and #11 what the gently caress. Man there's a lot of stealing in this list uh.

11) I declare everything on my taxes, even my work as an escort, which requires hiring an accountant to make sure it goes smooth and credit card companies don't gently caress me over since they're not huge into sex workers.

12) No and I've been pretty much fired because "I'm sorry, the system they made in one month for your previous game in one month was made in one month because it's garbage" for a job that was a 3-6 months endeavor really did not please my boss. I'm glad right now I'm in a company that actually wants me to lay down everything wrong with the game and I was hired essentially for that because we already ended up with a 100% FPS increase (seriously) just from fixing a laundry list of bad practices and it's awesome.

17) I don't even like blaming teammates when they feed, I only blame myself.

On the things I did:

6/7) Yeah plenty of times. I had a rough childhood, I've been to a lot of gang fights, one of my eyes is hard to keep open because someone went with a knife for it and although he didn't blind me he damaged a nerve, and I've beaten a lot of people. I'm not tall so throwing the first punch when I know something is escalating means I'm not gonna lose horribly. Also, I had this going for me:

I was able to max out the machines on hip adduction/abduction and I could do 900 bodyweight squats before I got bored, I have an incredibly strong kick and used it to low kick and deescalate fights from people who would otherwise beat the poo poo out of me. I had enough kicks checked that my leg is sort of hosed up but I low kick fast enough that this was not a common event. So I low kick their leg, fight is over, they go to a hospital to get their broken bones checked.

9) This is really just life.
900 bodyweight squats

My GOD how do you have knees???

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I think the record is 16,000 free squats, I could keep going well over 900 if I knew that at the time, I just didn't feel anything. Nowadays if I do 10 I can already feel everything crumbling.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Elentor posted:


Nthing that this is a tame list. In any case I can't drive and I don't have kids

1. Kept change given to you in error when given too much change.
2. Thrown away neighbor’s mail delivered to you in error because it just didn’t look important (technically a felony).
3. Participated in a Road Rage incident. Includes lesser things like brake checks/middle fingers.
4. Claim injury to avoid doing something you just didn’t want to do.
5. Lied to your kids because it was convenient.

6. Put someone in the hospital, regardless of situation.
7. Goaded a friend to do something illegal (steal, fight, cheat).
8. Thrown the first punch in a fight.
9. Broke up a relationship on purpose, even if for a good reason.
10. Driven over 125 MPH.
11. Intentionally cheated on your taxes.
12. Lied to your boss, especially for something significant.
13. Stolen from your work site (ex. tools, printer paper)
14. Bluffed through a DUI checkpoint.
15. Misrepresented facts or otherwise scammed someone for your own benefit. Includes unnecessary repairs or lying about the value of something for sale.
16. Stolen or “Borrowed” a car without owner’s expressed consent. Includes borrowing friend’s/Parent’s car without permission for any reason.
17. Thrown someone under the bus (lay blame).
18. Misrepresented the price of something you bought to a spouse/parent.
19. Let down a friend/family in their time of need because it was inconvenient.
20. Kept something you intended to pay for, but forgot during the payment process.


1) I don't like messing with people's finances, and I certainly don't like when they mess with mine. When I was young I remember seeing a homeless kid giving back the dropped wallet to a couple and that struck me really hard. He didn't take anything and they gave all the money in it (which at the time was a lot, and to that kid it was probably the most money he'd seen in a while). Since I was born in a really rough environment, my first reaction was chuckle and think the kid did that knowing they would return the favor so it was just the same as stealing but while looking good. But that act of mutual generosity was so grating that as cynical as I was I couldn't help but see it as genuine, I had seen hustlers and that kid just wasn't one. I think that moment helped me build character, and that interaction between a piss poor kid and a middle class family was more useful in my formation than all the garbage social workers at the favela acting morally above the rest of us.

2) This sort of falls under #1 to me, I don't like to mess with other people's things. Also #13, or #16, and #20 and #18 and #11 what the gently caress. Man there's a lot of stealing in this list uh.

11) I declare everything on my taxes, even my work as an escort, which requires hiring an accountant to make sure it goes smooth and credit card companies don't gently caress me over since they're not huge into sex workers.

12) No and I've been pretty much fired because "I'm sorry, the system they made in one month for your previous game in one month was made in one month because it's garbage" for a job that was a 3-6 months endeavor really did not please my boss. I'm glad right now I'm in a company that actually wants me to lay down everything wrong with the game and I was hired essentially for that because we already ended up with a 100% FPS increase (seriously) just from fixing a laundry list of bad practices and it's awesome.

17) I don't even like blaming teammates when they feed, I only blame myself.

On the things I did:

6/7) Yeah plenty of times. I had a rough childhood, I've been to a lot of gang fights, one of my eyes is hard to keep open because someone went with a knife for it and although he didn't blind me he damaged a nerve, and I've beaten a lot of people. I'm not tall so throwing the first punch when I know something is escalating means I'm not gonna lose horribly. Also, I had this going for me:

I was able to max out the machines on hip adduction/abduction and I could do 900 bodyweight squats before I got bored, I have an incredibly strong kick and used it to low kick and deescalate fights from people who would otherwise beat the poo poo out of me. I had enough kicks checked that my leg is sort of hosed up but I low kick fast enough that this was not a common event. So I low kick their leg, fight is over, they go to a hospital to get their broken bones checked.

9) This is really just life.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Breaking up a relationship on purpose is something I've never even tried, but it sounds difficult.

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