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Reminder: You are getting too old to be trusting your farts. Do not get cocky. Especially if you had something wild to eat in the last 12 hours. Also, I do not trust anyone who says they have never poo poo themselves as a grown adult.
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One of my favorite De Palma films, OP. Phantom of the Paradise being my favorite.
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Jun 6, 2022 23:18
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Distinct feeling of liquidy hotness is there to warn not encourage
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Jun 6, 2022 23:20
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I can't tell if the OP means that you're at greater risk of follow-through, or that your farts are more repugnant than you're noticing. Edit: I guess it could be both.
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Jun 6, 2022 23:26
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Thanks officer
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Jun 6, 2022 23:33
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You know there's a kernel of truth in every rereg.
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Jun 6, 2022 23:52
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Hardawn posted:Thanks officer Wash your hands.
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Jun 6, 2022 23:53
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Every GBS poster has poo poo their pants at least once as an adult it's practically necessary for entry
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Jun 6, 2022 23:54
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So everyone learns about the five senses as a kid - sight, hearing, taste, touch, and smell - but there's a lot of other senses as well. There's a sixth sense, and its in your butthole. It tells the difference between a fart and poop. https://www.menshealth.com/health/a35818658/fart-or-poop-doctor-explains-illustration-video-matt-barton/
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Jun 6, 2022 23:59
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the shitsth sense
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Just keeps poppin'.
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jimmyjams posted:the shitsth sense Great movie
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Vampire Panties posted:So everyone learns about the five senses as a kid - sight, hearing, taste, touch, and smell - but there's a lot of other senses as well. There's a sixth sense, and its in your butthole. It tells the difference between a fart and poop. This is why you shouldn't trim your rear end in a top hat hairs. You lose 80% of your ability by severing that connection to the outside anus area.
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Jun 7, 2022 00:03
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Every GBS poster has poo poo their pants at least once as an adult it's practically necessary for entry If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
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Jun 7, 2022 00:11
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i'm 31, never poo poo my pants
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Jun 7, 2022 00:16
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i'm 31, never poo poo my pants CozyFella posted:I do not trust anyone who says they have never poo poo themselves as a grown adult.
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Jun 7, 2022 00:37
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when the gently caress did making GBS threads youself become a bad thing? mankind has been making GBS threads itself for 100,000 years.
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Jun 7, 2022 00:43
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im going to poo poo myself and i dont care who knows it.
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flubber nuts posted:im going to poo poo myself and i dont care who knows it. Poop from anus
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Jun 7, 2022 00:44
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i'm 31, never poo poo my pants Look forward to sharts, squarts and all other types of wet farts in the next few years.
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Jun 7, 2022 01:08
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I poo poo my pants a few years ago while working from home. I cancelled the rest of my calls that day. I honestly feel my control slipping as I've moved into my mid thirties. Is this what aging is like? Losing more and more control of the sphincter?
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Jun 7, 2022 01:16
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quit drinking
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Jun 7, 2022 01:32
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This is great, it's like browsing GBS in the early 2000s. I missed this.
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Which would make sense. A bunch of gen xers going through the very thing that millennials are beginning to experience recently wrt body inevitably. I'm trying to recall what exactly someone from your ilk recently self-inflicted upon themselves because of natural deterioration.
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Ginette Reno posted:I poo poo my pants a few years ago while working from home. I cancelled the rest of my calls that day. Yes. It progressively gets worse. GolfHole posted:quit drinking No.
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Jun 7, 2022 12:47
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You can usually work the fart around the solids by psychically manipulating your rear end muscles.
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:You can usually work the fart around the solids by psychically manipulating your rear end muscles. Call me. 
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Jun 7, 2022 12:52
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with anal dexterity you can one again trust your farts
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Jun 7, 2022 12:53
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Did a two-tone fart the other night. I think it got applause. Gonna try for a melody next. 
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Jun 7, 2022 12:55
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paging nooner to the thread #nooner
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CozyFella posted:Reminder: You are getting too old to be trusting your farts. Do not get cocky. Especially if you had something wild to eat in the last 12 hours. If 'eating food' makes you poo poo wildly just stop doing that?
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Also, no, I don't think I've poo poo myself as an adult, actually or if I did it was the result of some kind of medical trauma. You shouldn't be making GBS threads your pants at any stage of your life, the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Jun 7, 2022 13:15
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if you havent poo poo your pants as an adult, have you really lived?
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Big Beef City posted:Also, no, I don't think I've poo poo myself as an adult, actually or if I did it was the result of some kind of medical trauma. You need to eat more from the 10 diarrhea-causing food groups. https://www.healthline.com/health/foods-that-cause-diarrhea
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unpleasantly turgid posted:with anal dexterity you can one again trust your farts Are there anal dexterity exercises one can do? asking for myself
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BigBadSteve posted:You need to eat more from the 10 diarrhea-causing food groups. Ah, yes. My Primary source of nutrition.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:32
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Farting into a toilet is practicing blowout safety, and has great acoustics. If you hear that cacophony in a public restroom, you know who's in charge.
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Has anyone had the inverse occur? As in, you were convinced you had to poop and went to the bathroom and it ended up only being a gigantic fart?
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Actually, the inverse would be going to the bathroom and sucking poo poo back up into your rear end in a top hat.
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Hardawn posted:This is why you shouldn't trim your rear end in a top hat hairs. You lose 80% of your ability by severing that connection to the outside anus area. rea;l or not ; lol
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