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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
You’d have $6,000,000 on both sides of the ledger.

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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
An infinite number of Ted Dibiases could not draw as much money as one Steve Austin.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it would take 167 steve austins to beat nwo ted dibiase

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let's do the math:

Steve Austin = 6 Million Dollars
Ted Dibiase = 1 Million Dollars

1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 6

Therefore, if you add up the total amount of money of six Ted Dibiases, you get.... huh..... you get 1 million dollars? Yep. Exactly one million dollars.

By that metric, Steve Austin wins.

HOWEVER!

If you take 6 million dollars away from Steve Austin, he has 0 dollars. If you take 6 million dollars away from Ted Dibiase's 1 million dollars, you are left with 1 million dollars.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
no stone cold wins no matter how many ted dibases there are

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Charlotte is unrecognizable.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
Actually, according to the Ninja Paradox, the more Ted DeBiases there are, the less likely they are to beat Austin.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Bah gawd the Bionic Redneck has snapped Dibiase in half!

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
They say all Million Dollar Men are created equal, but...

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Stone Cold Steve Austin never slapped a basketball away from a little kid.

Therefore he is the lesser man.

Ted DiBiase rules.

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