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then don't drive a fuckin SUV that looks like a cop car!!  everyone stop buying white SUVs that look like cops!!!!!!
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Sex.... on the hood of a cop car.... with tha cop..... check out tha pics online....
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Jun 7, 2022 03:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uH_X-9fjfI&t=18s
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Jun 7, 2022 03:55
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it's the black SUVs you really gotta be careful of they're watching you. trust no one.
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Jun 7, 2022 03:55
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Where I live, people will speed up to pass you even if you're driving on a road that's only two lanes.
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Jun 7, 2022 03:55
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Queenslanders view all other drivers as an enemy to be defeated. They use bumper stickers that say poo poo like: "The closer you get, the slower ill go!" And other cool stuff for an adult person to put on their car.
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Jun 7, 2022 04:58
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precision posted:then don't drive a fuckin SUV that looks like a cop car!! I miss the era when bacon of every sort drove Crown Victorias because your brain would program itself to spot them a mile away or nestled within traffic. That, and very few people would buy them as commuter cars (basically just old people, and not even that often), so you'd get very few false positives.
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Jun 7, 2022 05:11
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Three months into the school year, I figured out that I'd been passing another teacher at my school almost every single morning. He has an easy-to-remember license plate, but I don't park in the same lot normally until one day they resurfaced my lot and I parked behind him. Every loving morning, there he is in his silver Ford EcoSport doing 43mph in a 55mph. I have to be sure and pass him before we turn onto another 2-lane highway because there is a constant stream of traffic in the opposite lane and then I'm stuck doing 43mph for another 12 miles with a Ram/F350/Silverado bumper pressed up against my back window. Nobody that doesn't have a live-in masturbator willingly goes less than ~62mph on either of these roads yet he barely goes over 40.
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Jun 7, 2022 05:12
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i live my life a quarter mile at a time i'm all tuna, no crust baby
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Jun 7, 2022 06:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY Audi 500
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Jun 7, 2022 07:02
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Woah buddy stop tailgating me. You're almost riding my arse. Get off my backside! You're really up there, I can almost feel you impacting my rear end. If you want me to go faster you gotta be nicer to me. Slow down a little. Things might be slippery up ahead you know. You're so close I can feel a real bang coming up. My exhaust pipe is going to suffer a blunt force impact and my head will be sore tomorrow.
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Jun 7, 2022 07:13
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If you’re gonna ride my rear end you better pull my hair too
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Jun 7, 2022 07:14
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:I miss the era when bacon of every sort drove Crown Victorias because your brain would program itself to spot them a mile away or nestled within traffic. That, and very few people would buy them as commuter cars (basically just old people, and not even that often), so you'd get very few false positives. I remember in highschool we were in a small clearing smoking oil (  ) and a crown vic rolled right up to us.My friend panicked and hid it in the grass. It turned out to just be some grampy, yet we never saw that lube again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUBOgWYMBwo&t=61s
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Jun 7, 2022 08:58
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it's me i'm the tail gator, here to tear up your rear!!
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Jun 7, 2022 09:20
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Sex.... on the hood of a cop car.... with tha cop..... check out tha pics online.... woah this sounds hot. i'm bonin up just thinking about jt
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Jun 7, 2022 09:34
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Yaldabaoth posted:Where I live, people will speed up to pass you even if you're driving on a road that's only two lanes. You're supposed to speed up to pass.
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Jun 7, 2022 11:51
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In Michigan most roads are fairly straight and laid out in a grid. It is flat and you can see to pass, so traffic moves fairly smooth and passing is no big deal. In Tennessee you can get stuck behind someone going 10-20 under for 30 miles or more and dotted passing zones are rare.
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Jun 7, 2022 13:11
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You wanna get LAID? Crawl up a chicken’s rear end and WAIT!
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Jun 7, 2022 14:36
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I always drive 5 under the speed limit. safety first!
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i just don't have the energy to post about my cool cars & good driving habits in yet another thread. sorry op
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I agree OP. I hate people in most white, black, grey or blue American SUVS because they could be pigs. The exception is Jeeps who have a distinctive grill and I know those people are just on their way to a DMB concert or OBX, which are the two stickers that come pre-applied to every Jeep rear windshield. gently caress the police. There's a dog pig coming to my son's daycare today to pretend he's a good guy and tell children that police are cool and good and let them pet the pig dog and it pisses me off. My wife told me not to say anything and I didn't but I wore my Chris Dorner shirt dropping him off but I'm pretty sure everyone forgot about D_r_e_.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:26
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You're supposed to speed up to pass. The problem is they're speeding up to pass on two lane roads where there's oncoming traffic and don't slow down. I'm driving a few miles over the speed limit and these rear end in a top hat zoomers are perfectly willing to risk a head-on collision because I'm still not driving fast enough for them.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:44
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Yaldabaoth posted:The problem is they're speeding up to pass on two lane roads where there's oncoming traffic and don't slow down. I'm driving a few miles over the speed limit and these rear end in a top hat zoomers are perfectly willing to risk a head-on collision because I'm still not driving fast enough for them. I know you're certifiably insane, but if you're getting passed you're not driving fast enough. It isn't hard to understand.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:50
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Try living in Orlando, FL where I can be in the middle lane doing 90 in a 70, and still have a glammed-out pickup trying to tap my rear bumper.
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Jun 7, 2022 16:56
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Songbearer posted:Woah buddy stop tailgating me. You're almost riding my arse. Get off my backside! You're really up there, I can almost feel you impacting my rear end. If you want me to go faster you gotta be nicer to me. Slow down a little. Things might be slippery up ahead you know. You're so close I can feel a real bang coming up. My exhaust pipe is going to suffer a blunt force impact and my head will be sore tomorrow. lol
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Jun 7, 2022 16:58
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HD DAD posted:Try living in Orlando, FL where I can be in the middle lane doing 90 in a 70, and still have a glammed-out pickup trying to tap my rear bumper. Yea but you're probably also pissed off about the rear end in a top hat doing 85.
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Jun 7, 2022 17:04
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Yaldabaoth posted:The problem is they're speeding up to pass on two lane roads where there's oncoming traffic and don't slow down. I'm driving a few miles over the speed limit and these rear end in a top hat zoomers are perfectly willing to risk a head-on collision because I'm still not driving fast enough for them. I mean that's pretty much the reason why you're supposed to speed up when passing on two lane road...
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When rear end in a top hat aggressive speeding drivers come zooming up behind me I like to box them out on the 2-lane and make them angry 
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kntfkr posted:I agree OP. I hate people in most white, black, grey or blue American SUVS because they could be pigs. The exception is Jeeps who have a distinctive grill and I know those people are just on their way to a DMB concert or OBX, which are the two stickers that come pre-applied to every Jeep rear windshield. I think it would be pretty cool to meet a pigdog? Why are you so aggro about your son having such a great opportunity to learn about nature
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Skeleton Ape posted:I think it would be pretty cool to meet a pigdog? Why are you so aggro about your son having such a great opportunity to learn about nature From experience, the pigdog could sniff him or another child or the floor or a cubby and that means that "the dog hit" and then the pig can tear up children or cubbies looking for "drugs or contraband".
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Jun 7, 2022 17:39
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I mean that's pretty much the reason why you're supposed to speed up when passing on two lane road... I'm going to be direct: I do not think it should be legal to pass on a two lane road. If people are doing it then increase the speed limit unless it goes through a town or something.
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Jun 7, 2022 18:01
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I leave my home with plenty of time to arrive at my destination so I just drive the speed limit. I think many people are bad at planning so they try and do things like drive aggressively to try and keep up. It doesn't really work and just makes things more dangerous.
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i drive fast cause it's fun, personally
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CongoJack posted:I leave my home with plenty of time to arrive at my destination so I just drive the speed limit. I think many people are bad at planning so they try and do things like drive aggressively to try and keep up. It doesn't really work and just makes things more dangerous. And do you keep that behemoth buttplug in all day, or do you take it out and eat it at lunch time?
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm going to be direct: I do not think it should be legal to pass on a two lane road. If people are doing it then increase the speed limit unless it goes through a town or something. I dunno, every two lane road I ever drive on is marked where you can pass the slow drivers. Safer to keep everyone spread out than all lined up behind the old fart or truck.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm going to be direct: I do not think it should be legal to pass on a two lane road. If people are doing it then increase the speed limit unless it goes through a town or something. Sorry, I'm gonna pass some boomer watching Youtube and going 15 under the limit.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I'm going to be direct: I do not think it should be legal to pass on a two lane road. If people are doing it then increase the speed limit unless it goes through a town or something. what about farm tractors, extremely heavy trucks (hauling gravel, cement, etc.), tractors pulling trains of trailers, and old people who are driving very slow despite a high speed limit of say 80 or 100? should people pile up behind them all day long?
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