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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Recently I have noticed a product that keeps showing up in the recommended products section of my Amazon™ account. It appears to be a small marsupial driving a peanut-shaped automobile. It stands out because it categorically is unlike any other item that gets recommended to me and I am not sure what I would have clicked on for the amazon algorithm to suggest it. For several days I have ignored it but I finally took a look and one of the first things I noticed was the almost perfect review score. So naturally, I was curious about what people had to say about this possum.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B098BPP9F8?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_BC42B3BM1NA7W3YWMB5W









It is immediately obvious that this is no ordinary possum in a peanut.

It truly seems that everyone enjoys this possum in a peanut


dads love the possum in a peanut


cats love possum in a peanut


birds love possum in a peanut


daughter in-laws love the possum in its peanut


46 year old son in-laws love the possum



In fact, I read testimonies of grandchildren, mothers, mailmen, and just about every person from all walks of life willing to go on record about how much they cherish this possum in a peanut.






I feel like I am possibly missing out if I don't buy this possum in peanut, but I want to know what GBS thinks. Will you be buying this for yourself? What about your cat, bird, father, or 46-year-old stepson?

Jesustheastronaut! fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Jun 8, 2022

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

If you don't buy this Possum in a Peanut, who is going to race against your Wombat in a Walnut?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Recently I have noticed a product that keeps showing up in the recommended products section of my Amazon™ account. It appears to be a small marsupial driving a peanut-shaped automobile. It stands out because it categorically is unlike any other item that gets recommended to me and I am not sure what I would have clicked on for the amazon algorithm to suggest it. For several days I have ignored it but I finally took a look and one of the first things I noticed was the almost perfect review score. So naturally, I was curious about what people had to say about this possum.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B098BPP9F8?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_BC42B3BM1NA7W3YWMB5W









It is immediately obvious that this is no ordinary possum in a peanut.

It truly seems that everyone enjoys this possum in a peanut


dads love the possum in a peanut


cats love possum in a peanut


birds love possum in a peanut


daughter in-laws love the possum in its peanut


46 year old son in-laws love the possum



In fact, I read testimonies of grandchildren, mothers, mailmen, and just about every person from all walks of life willing to go on record about how much they cherish this possum in a peanut.






I feel like I am possibly missing out if I don't buy this possum in peanut, but I want to know what GBS thinks. Will you be buying this for yourself? What about your cat, bird, father, or 46-year-old stepson?
lmao

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Opossum in a Legume

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



you're obligated to buy one now you know that right?

e: did you see the pug in a peanut?

TK8325 fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 8, 2022

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
THAT IS NOT A POSSUM, IT IS AN OPOSSUM

:mad:

Justa Dandelion
Nov 27, 2020

[sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

BrigadierSensible posted:

If you don't buy this Possum in a Peanut, who is going to race against your Wombat in a Walnut?
Koala in a kola nut?

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

Globe box full of ticks, for snackin

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


why would you just drop a hosed up peanut crash pic right in the middle there wtf. there is no way the possum could survive that.

Turdo
Jun 15, 2012

flubber nuts posted:

why would you just drop a hosed up peanut crash pic right in the middle there wtf. there is no way the possum could survive that.

The 'possum's natural defense and namesake

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

finger gently caress that little turd

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


You absolutely have to buy it now

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Thanks for this, that's my partners birthday sorted

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hot dip, OP I can't get enough of this new craze that's sweeping the nation

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
This will be the most popular toy for Christmas 2022.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Buy it you slut

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

possum in a peanut

I know, I know, it's serious.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Bula Vinaka posted:

THAT IS NOT A POSSUM, IT IS AN OPOSSUM

:mad:

Ol' possum in a peanut, yup

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Can you kiss the possum

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only if you don't have peanut allergy otherwise you still can but you might play dead like ol' possum after but for reals. Wow!

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Possum in a peanut has been ordered. I'll report back when it comes in.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Possum in a penis

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Possum in a penis

filth

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
More like "Top Half of a Possum in a Peanut"

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
its like the swiss army knife of possum themed toys

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
Can i just hoof the little peanut car with the rat driving it.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
like is there anything the possum in the peanut can't do?

simply amazing feat of engineering

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Luvcow posted:

like is there anything the possum in the peanut can't do?

simply amazing feat of engineering

Feel love

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
It's no Greedo in an rear end in a top hat, but thread delivers.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
trailer for the upcoming movie has been released

rumor is it's going to be a hard rated r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVrXj0L2V90

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

:gbsmith:

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica
He can only smile and be happy

Its not even his choice

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

He can only smile and be happy

Its not even his choice

i like to think at the end of the day when he punches the tiny time clock and wearily gets out of the peanut he can have a tiny beer and sit back and maybe have some rest and inner peace

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Luvcow posted:

i like to think at the end of the day when he punches the tiny time clock and wearily gets out of the peanut he can have a tiny beer and sit back and maybe have some rest and inner peace
yes
i want that for him too.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

TK8325 posted:

you're obligated to buy one now you know that right?

e: did you see the pug in a peanut?

PokeJoe posted:

You absolutely have to buy it now

Saalkin posted:

Buy it you slut



I was already dangerously teetering on the fence over this, but now I can't understand why I was so hesitant to make the positive changes in my life that will no doubt come with a possum in a peanut car

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

Jesustheastronaut! posted:



I was already dangerously teetering on the fence over this, but now I can't understand why I was so hesitant to make the positive changes in my life that will no doubt come with a possum in a peanut car

If you put that in GIMP and undo you can read the address

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jesustheastronaut! posted:



I was already dangerously teetering on the fence over this, but now I can't understand why I was so hesitant to make the positive changes in my life that will no doubt come with a possum in a peanut car

google shows its available at walmart (lol out of stock now) and other retail locations across the country

will report back if i can find and purchase one, ty op

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Does it come with the Peanutville sign? I only want it if it comes with the Peanutville sign.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
another successful gbs thread, well done everyone

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Possum in a peanut has been ordered. I'll report back when it comes in.

Let me know if it comes with the Peanutville sign

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