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What if you put a peanut in a possum?
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Jun 8, 2022 16:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:What if you put a peanut in a possum? you have a sick mind, get help
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Jun 8, 2022 16:53
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Bad Purchase posted:you have a sick mind, get help I was talking about giving a peanut to a possum so he could eat it with his little hands. You’re the one who went to buttholes, friend.
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Jun 8, 2022 17:00
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I was talking about giving a peanut to a possum so he could eat it with his little hands. You’re the one who went to buttholes, friend. Those are the two least interesting places to insert a peanut imo Total failure of imagination
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Jun 8, 2022 17:11
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Look Morty! I *burp* I turned myself into a possum, Morty! *burp* I’m a possum in a peanut, Morty!
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Jun 8, 2022 17:17
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I want one
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Jun 8, 2022 17:22
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Th possum got a small mouth
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Jun 8, 2022 17:28
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i saw a baby possum the other night
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Jun 8, 2022 17:29
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Milo and POTUS posted:i saw a baby possum the other night I saw one once in a cupboard, and you just didnt open that cupboard, worked around it
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Jun 8, 2022 17:32
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Milo and POTUS posted:i saw a baby possum the other night did it have a home or you just walked off and it died
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Jun 8, 2022 17:35
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You can take the penis out of the possum, but you can't take the possum out of the penis.
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Jun 8, 2022 17:42
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:did it have a home or you just walked off and it died all animals die without constant human aid
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Jun 8, 2022 17:52
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Doctor Dogballs posted:all animals die without constant human aid
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Jun 8, 2022 18:01
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:did it have a home or you just walked off and it died If you think about it, it was home
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Jun 8, 2022 18:12
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The Bloop posted:Those are the two least interesting places to insert a peanut imo Who wants they possy ate?
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Jun 8, 2022 18:14
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actually the baby possum walked away from me, leaving me to die
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Jun 8, 2022 19:04
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From the perspective of the turtle; you walked away from each other
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Jun 8, 2022 19:06
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Milo and POTUS posted:i saw a baby possum the other night I haven't been able to stop thinking about this since you posted it. can you please tell me more about the baby possums that you saw????? thank you
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Jun 8, 2022 19:10
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i too saw a baby possum while i was in my backyard. i looked at them, and they looked at me. it ran into some pots, and then under the fence to the outside world. god speed, little wo/man
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Jun 8, 2022 19:12
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ocelot in an apricot shrew in a cashew bear in a pear
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Jun 8, 2022 23:55
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Frog on a log (in a hole on the bottom of the sea)
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Jun 8, 2022 23:57
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aww shucks I WOULD get one but I'm allergic to possums
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Who wants they opossy ate?
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Jun 9, 2022 00:23
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the first time I ate a reese's possum butter cup I went into anaphylactic shock
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Jun 9, 2022 00:30
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My kid was gonna bring his possum to school but his teacher said it needed to be a nut-free possum because there’s a kid in class with an allergy.
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Jun 9, 2022 00:46
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Brother Tadger posted:Opossum in a Legume
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Jun 9, 2022 00:58
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I haven't been able to stop thinking about this since you posted it. can you please tell me more about the baby possums that you saw????? thank you it was just the one and it was under the car and I saw its eyes while I was out walking. Super cute. Smaller than my hand
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Milo and POTUS posted:it was just the one and it was under the car and I saw its eyes while I was out walking. Super cute. Smaller than my hand Wow that's just swell, I looked up a picture of a baby possum and boy am I jealous.  Say, does anyone have any cool or good possum facts they would like to share with the thread???
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Jun 9, 2022 04:29
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I am getting a possum in a peanut and every day from now until then is a waste.
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Jun 9, 2022 05:03
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Wow that's just swell, I looked up a picture of a baby possum and boy am I jealous. they eat ticks like maybe that possum is driving that peanut around to find some ticks to eat
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Jun 9, 2022 05:04
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A peanut car only has room for one
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Jun 9, 2022 05:10
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They hollow out peanuts and turn them into cars, but only in like very recent history. Barely a hundred years ago they would simply turn it into a horse driven cart!
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Jun 9, 2022 06:10
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Opossums aren't possums and peanuts ain't nuts
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Jun 12, 2022 16:28
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OP where the gently caress is your possum in a peanut
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Jun 12, 2022 17:36
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Crazy as it sounds, this is only the third most popular possum related search… 
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Jun 12, 2022 18:32
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Where the gently caress is the peanut. Those Amazon workers didn't die for this.
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Jun 12, 2022 18:46
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I don't think I want a creamed possum in a can, or any other receptacle for that matter
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Jun 12, 2022 19:36
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Crazy as it sounds, this is only the third most popular possum related search… 
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anyone gotten their Possum in a Peanut yet??
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