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DrPossum posted:owns medically certified even
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Jun 12, 2022 21:33
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aardvark in an almond
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Jun 12, 2022 21:34
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The peanut was a scam
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Jun 12, 2022 22:12
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just a friendly warning... when you get this possum in a peanut... don't do the unthinkable with it. do not do the unthinkable with it
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Jun 12, 2022 22:18
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Mine arrived. He's a birthday present though so has to sit in a drawer until August
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Jun 12, 2022 22:25
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can I link pictures of my late possum here? Because everyone needs to see her    Everyone say hi to Waldo.
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Tracula posted:can I link pictures of my late possum here? Because everyone needs to see her she looks very cool, sorry for your loss backstory?
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Luvcow posted:she looks very cool, sorry for your loss I was going out once for some physical therapy for my leg and our chocolate lab wanted to come with as usual. So she started sniffing in the garden and my ma went to look. She called me over and said, "Will! Theres a baby possum over here." I laughed and thought she was joking but no she was serious. So we took this little thing and put it in a livetrap until we got back home and then started doing intense possum research on what they eat, etc. We've fostered dozens of farm cats so one funny looking one with a pointy nose and rat tail was nothing different. She was just under 100 grams when we got her and normally they fall off the mother at about 300ish so she was way too small. And yeah, we adopted and kept her. I have baby pics somewhere to dig up. But she was just wonderful and so much fun to have around. She sucked at being a possum. Never climbed, never played dead, never used her tail and was a fussy eater. Only would eat scrambled eggs (with shell in to give her calcium since they need that), peaches in heavy syrup and 93& learn hamburger. Seriously she would not touch anything else. But yeah she lived with us and the cats and dog happily. One day she just was on her side and that was it. Like a heart attack or stroke how suddenly it happened. Gave her a full 24 hours to wake up before we knew, yeah, that was it. They only live 2-4 years on average sadly.
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Jun 13, 2022 01:58
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Tracula posted:I was going out once for some physical therapy for my leg and our chocolate lab wanted to come with as usual. So she started sniffing in the garden and my ma went to look. She called me over and said, "Will! Theres a baby possum over here." I laughed and thought she was joking but no she was serious. So we took this little thing and put it in a livetrap until we got back home and then started doing intense possum research on what they eat, etc. We've fostered dozens of farm cats so one funny looking one with a pointy nose and rat tail was nothing different. What was the bathroom situation like?
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ArmZ posted:aardvark in an almond Capybara in a coconut.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:finger gently caress that little turd finger blast
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Luvcow posted:trailer for the upcoming movie has been released You got me hooked on Mr. Q videos now.
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Jun 13, 2022 05:49
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OP still hasn't received his Possum in a Peanut. I think we need to discuss the shortages and supply chain issues plaguing the Possum in a Peanut business.
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Jun 13, 2022 05:58
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Saalkin posted:ocelot in an apricot Crab in a bag
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The plot thickens
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Also this has to be the worst reaction to a predator attack ever. I don't think possums are good at surviving so much as they're good at reproducing It's not graphic but drat it's over real quick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgYPXI9TBIo Aesop Poprock fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jun 13, 2022 |
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Jun 13, 2022 19:15
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Gators are good at eating
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must have possum
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It just goes to show that if even an alligator can outsmart you marsupials are just a lovely life to be born into
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Jun 13, 2022 19:37
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think we need to discuss the shortages and supply chain issues plaguing the Possum in a Peanut business. 85% of peanut-based vehicles are manufactured in Ukraine and the factories have been devastated by the fighting. The remaining nuts have been converted into military equipment. Also, most of the drivers have been displaced: they are now Possums in Poland.
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Jun 13, 2022 19:53
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Bum the Sad posted:What was the bathroom situation like? Honest to god she used a litterbox. We put her in it once, she did her business and from then on she just kinda knew to do it.
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Jun 13, 2022 20:31
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Aesop Poprock posted:Also this has to be the worst reaction to a predator attack ever. I don't think possums are good at surviving so much as they're good at reproducing Possum in an alligator.
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Jun 13, 2022 21:13
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Tracula posted:Honest to god she used a litterbox. We put her in it once, she did her business and from then on she just kinda knew to do it. that rules I'm very jealous of your possum pet experience
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Jun 13, 2022 21:18
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Tracula posted:I was going out once for some physical therapy for my leg and our chocolate lab wanted to come with as usual. So she started sniffing in the garden and my ma went to look. She called me over and said, "Will! Theres a baby possum over here." I laughed and thought she was joking but no she was serious. So we took this little thing and put it in a livetrap until we got back home and then started doing intense possum research on what they eat, etc. We've fostered dozens of farm cats so one funny looking one with a pointy nose and rat tail was nothing different. that's a really cool story thank you and again I'm sorry for your loss
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my parents had a north american skunk as a pet for a bit while they were dating... its mom was hit by a car and they found it on the side of the road near grandpa's farm while heading out there to work the fields for the summer. they took it to a vet and got it de-skunked. They would keep him on my Grandparent's farm with a light at night to attract insects and he would jump around, pin 4 to the ground (one with each paw) then eat them one at a time. I think he made it about 4 years before he was taken by a predator... he may not have been able to spray people or wanted to, but he also couldn't spray predators  he woulda died otherwise though.. this was like the late 60s. Of course my Mom named him Pepé Le Pew. This was decades before I was born but he must have left an imprint because they used to talk about him when we were growing up. Apparently he was pretty chill and just fun to watch. Not something to pet but just to feed and water and enjoy. That's my story about a pet skunk my ancestors had for a few years.
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Luvcow posted:that's a really cool story thank you and again I'm sorry for your loss Thank you. I've actually had two different possum stories since then. One where a little one snuck into my ex's place and then another where at the family farm there was a dead mother with a few surviving babies. I'd be happy to share about those if anyone is interested!
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Jun 15, 2022 09:05
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Tracula posted:Thank you. I've actually had two different possum stories since then. One where a little one snuck into my ex's place and then another where at the family farm there was a dead mother with a few surviving babies. I'd be happy to share about those if anyone is interested! Yes please
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Jun 15, 2022 11:03
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Buy direct, gently caress Amazon: https://mcphee.com/collections/popular/products/possum-in-a-peanut They also make opossums explicitly not in a peanut for those of you who have expressed allergy concerns.  Luvcow posted:they eat ticks https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34298355/
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Jun 15, 2022 11:21
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Knormal posted:Opossums will eat ticks when ticks are put in their food dish. Hell, same.
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It's free protein. Animals love that poo poo. That's why herbivores ear baby chicks who fell out of nests
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Jun 15, 2022 14:00
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's free protein. Animals love that poo poo. That's why herbivores ear baby chicks who fell out of nests Hell, same.
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Where are the fuckin possums/peanuts
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RatHat posted:Where are the fuckin possums/peanuts
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Knormal posted:They also make opossums explicitly not in a peanut for those of you who have expressed allergy concerns. fat mobility-assisted possums
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RatHat posted:Where are the fuckin possums/peanuts
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Now this is quality content! I was expecting your typical two sentence absurdist shitpost, but no, a legit thread about a Possum in a Peanut backed up by images and information. Well done goon.
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I was kind of surprised that this turned out not to be some sort of southern US colloquial interjection
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