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Empty Sandwich posted:I don't know if I've got a weird cultivar or what's going on but in order to be palatable that tbsp would have to go into like 10 lbs of potat mail me the super rosemary. i long for its embrace.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I've got a rosemary plant and I can't use the stuff. utterly overwhelms whatever I've tried it in. Yeah as the other poster said just a tiny bit of it ground up or finely chopped is perfect. Mother in law will get the needles off the branch and just drown whatever she makes in needles of rosemary. I feel like I'm making a scene picking em out but like holy hell lady be reasonable with it.
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 I've probably been served worse food, but this was just off putting on a spiritual level. No human needs that much dressing.
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Outrail posted:Do you actually trust any restaurants? Being leery about raw beef is actually pretty smart.
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AKZ posted:
I feel like the only reason the dressing is on the side is because it would absolutely become a soup if it was served with It on, holy hell
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AKZ posted:
my first writing teacher started to get better known and Scott Simon from the NPR came out to do a profile on him. he took him to lunch at a local small town that's actually just an intersection of two rural highways, with the restaurant there being the only place for business for miles around. apparently the people at the counter were flabbergasted that this smooth-voiced stranger wanted a salad that not only had neither ham nor cheese on it but also in the end had no dressing, iirc. (there's no way in hell they have a vinaigrette at that place).
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That loaded bowl was courtesy of Salty Sue's in florida.
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AKZ posted:
I'd rather have too much than not enough. Only use what you'll actually use and the rest can go back in the vat.
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I haven't had a particularly horrible meal come to mind specifically on the food side yet, but I did have some that had a little something extra. When I was younger we had some friends whose house we'd eat at occasionally. Nothing exciting, just the usual Midwest US stuff like a casserole with fruit crisp or something for dessert. But they were dog owners, who seemingly weren't aware of the existence of vacuums. So imagine three fluffy dogs being inside shedding all the time and that hair just wafting around getting into everything. I know some pet hair is unavoidable, but those meals were basically picking it out of every bite. Just...no. Not good food memories
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LordoftheScheisse posted:I'd rather have too much than not enough. Only use what you'll actually use and the rest can go back in the vat. 
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LordoftheScheisse posted:the rest can go back in the vat. 
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My father in law takes mayonaise as his salad dressing. Slathers it on each piece of lettuce with a knife before he eats.
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Super Waffle posted:My father in law takes mayonaise as his salad dressing. Slathers it on each piece of lettuce with a knife before he eats. This is pure loving violence in word form
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Super Waffle posted:My father in law takes mayonaise as his salad dressing. Slathers it on each piece of lettuce with a knife before he eats. This is a cry for help
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Jun 25, 2022 16:03
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I planted rosemary once and yeah a tiny amount went a very long way. Why so intense rosemary?!
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Outrail posted:This is a cry for help or a power move, (maybe?somehow?)
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Hasturtium posted:Good god, I think people have been sent to the gulag for this kind of poo poo. Name and shame. Lesley College. You've probably never heard of it. Would not recommend. Oddly they had two cafeterias and the other was perfectly fine. teen witch posted:Are you an alumni of clown college yes
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The Bloop posted:On a college campus some Christian group has a table out near the student union and was offering everyone free cookies. They were big individually wrapped sugar cookies and they looked good so I accepted one. Reminds me of a story about how British press gangs would slip a shilling, the bounty paid to recruits, into tankards of ale. Contract law was played with fast and loose enough that to unwittingly accept the shilling by taking the mug, you'd be pressed into the navy.
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My rosemary plant died 
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AKZ posted:or a power move, (maybe?somehow?) It's brazen. The man is unafraid of judgment by god or man, devouring unaltered mayonnaise on his salad in the eyes of everyone.
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Hasturtium posted:It's brazen. The man is unafraid of judgment by god or man, devouring unaltered mayonnaise on his salad in the eyes of everyone. I would look on a man casually eating rocks plucked from the land and grinning similarly. A true force
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Jun 26, 2022 03:56
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I'm gonna eat 8 hard boiled eggs and call it dinner bitch!
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Jun 26, 2022 03:57
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Yea I run out a food again bitch!!
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Jun 26, 2022 03:58
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Chili with pepperoncinis and hamburger
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Update I just ate 8 hard boiled eggs and now feel ill
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Sitting in an airport hotel with a (non-plague) fever and ate room-service carbonara. It was loving egregious. Pasta dripping in slimy tasteless white sauce. 10 pieces of ham. It got all up in my beard and now I smell of vomit. Or the room smells of vomit. I can’t tell and don’t want to know E: it was 17 euros 
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Better watch out lsbb the cholesteroblin gonna catch you if you eatting all those eggs at once
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Update I just ate 8 hard boiled eggs and now feel ill do you have any more eggs? this might be the kind of thing where you just need to keep going to push through to the other side
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TIP posted:do you have any more eggs? this might be the kind of thing where you just need to keep going to push through to the other side Yea... et em all at once Nooner posted:Better watch out lsbb the cholesteroblin gonna catch you if you eatting all those eggs at once I got like 10 more eggs
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might be interewsting to cosume the final 10 eggs in a descending level of doneness, culminating in simpyl eating the final egg in the shell
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a nice jammy egg no salt no pepper just squish.
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When there's leftover lettuce after everyone's made their burgers, I'll chomp it down with a smear of Miracle Whip and a load of black pepper. Been doing it since I was a toddler. I was born a monster.
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I'm never taking my Mom's cooking for granted again. Holy poo poo. We also have a dog story at Thanksgiving, but it was the meringue off a lemon pie he licked off. My Grandma whipped up a fresh batch and put it back on before dessert.
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I’ll strip a rosemary sprig of its leaves and eat em whole. Love that rosemary 
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Waffle! posted:I'm never taking my Mom's cooking for granted again. Holy poo poo. I know of someone who left a cake out to cool and a raccoon was eating it. They shooed it away, patched it up, and served it
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I left some bread out to rise and a squirrel loving walked across it to eat a dead cicada. naturally I served the bread anyway (to the vicar, no less (just kidding (it was the parson)))
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I think the grossest thing I've ever eaten as a guest was when I was married, and I was having dinner at my ex-wife's grandparents' house. Big family shindig, like a dozen - 14 people. Anyway, I forget what the main dish was, but I'll never forget their unholy rendition of "hollandaise" sauce: Mustard, mayo and Cool Whip, all beaten together. I nearly gagged when I first tasted it.
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That's not real, you're making up stories to tell the internet lalalalalalala
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SilvergunSuperman posted:That's not real, you're making up stories to tell the internet lalalalalalala chill out big bee - wait wha
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Timby posted:I think the grossest thing I've ever eaten as a guest was when I was married, and I was having dinner at my ex-wife's grandparents' house. Big family shindig, like a dozen - 14 people. Anyway, I forget what the main dish was, but I'll never forget their unholy rendition of "hollandaise" sauce: Mustard, mayo and Cool Whip, all beaten together. Please tell me you meant miracle whip It wouldn't be great but it'd be so much better
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