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I met this young man who was carrying his suitcases with him. I asked him what they were for and he said "I carry them everywhere in case I need to make a quick getaway." I asked him "Now why would you ever need to do a thing like that?" But then he was gone. |
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I met the buddha on the road, carrying a suitcase. I said to him, "your eminence, no disrespect intended, but there's a saying about what I'm supposed to do in this situation" he nodded and handed me the suitcase. "here, hold this." I asked, "what's in the suitcase?" "ten thousand dollars and some very convincing forgeries of my dental work," he said. "congratulations, you've figured out the grift. now get the gently caress out of here before anyone sees you." in that moment, I was enlightened.
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Jun 11, 2022 21:58
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and that young man’s name was Albert Einstein |
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Jun 12, 2022 18:37
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I dreamt I was laughing at this |
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Jun 14, 2022 23:25
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Everyone in our dreams goes away when we wake up. We have a moral obligation to stay asleep. |
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Jun 15, 2022 02:58
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Buttchocks posted:Everyone in our dreams goes away when we wake up. We have a moral obligation to stay asleep.
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