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 NFT's Sold to Fund Corporate Wars Corporate analysts expect the NFT market to swallow up live conflicts and enhance profitability.  Nestle has issued financial guidance on the partnership with a variety of NFT creators in regards to the current corporate operations in the Black Sea area. Not to be outdone, the NFT division of Disney has issued a strong rebuke with a re-release of nose art NFT's from the 2026 Dakar AirStrikes funded by the Pixar division. Corporate artists have latched onto this phenomenon to both boost interest in the airframes, pilots, and organizations while also deflecting from the fact that this is funding a war that is creating issues for the local governments. In it's "Annual Strategic Summary Holistic Opening Liminal Exit" report, the NFT group PLANEBOIZ, describes the market as "limitless". George Pepperdine of PLANEBOIZ had this to say, "So humanity been fighting forever, and now we can have opportunity to NFT this space in a totally unique way. There's no competition in this field, so our NFT's will, like, blister the sun with value. If Napoleon, or Eisenhower, or Patton could do it, they'd buy the gently caress out of NFT's right?" When asked about the previous NFT craze, and crash, of 2022, George explained how this was different over 97 powerpoint slides, 17 Reddit links, and a YouTube video from "CryptoBoiSteve". Our independent analysts have assured us that all of this is bullshit. But what is not bullshit, is the fact that the initial NFT release of PLANEBOIZ has already raised $27 million dollars with aircraft from Disney, Warner, Tes(z)la, Meta, as well as smaller groups such as the Aberdeen Air Wing, 420th Blazers, and Karl Jr's Stunt Team and AirStrikes LLC. The bigger question is the real value on the open market for these NFT's, as the exchange is sale locked until the complete sets are released. So whether or not it's acutally worth $27 million has yet to be revealed.
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Great news! We've hired OpenAI to do some marketing for us.  Huh, well, maybe a haiku? A private mercenary company with jet aircraft that's morbidly obese. They're hired guns for the rich and famous. But no one knows their true identity. Maybe a short story? The company's only hope was to lose weight. But they were so addicted to food that they were unable to do anything about it. The plane crashed and everyone on board was killed. Maybe a limerick? Those are catchy... 
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