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"It's just a weird crease in these jeans! I swear! The zipper makes this weird lump!", I scream as the Boner PD slam me up against a wall to perform a stop and frisky.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jun 21, 2022
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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YOU! 14-YEAR-OLD BOY GETTING A HUG FROM A GIRL! STEP AWAY WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
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Jun 16, 2022 17:16
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Boner Police! Where are you coming from?
Boner Police! Nobody wants to see those pics!
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Jun 16, 2022 20:30
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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BREAKING: Boner Police Bust Illegal Cock Ring
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Jun 17, 2022 02:48
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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IN A WORLD where having a gun in your pocket is fine
being happy to see you is a crime
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Jun 17, 2022 03:40
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BREAKING: Boner Police Bust Illegal Cock Ring
IN A WORLD where having a gun in your pocket is fine
being happy to see you is a crime
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Jun 17, 2022 05:45
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Peen-man-on-the-land
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Jun 17, 2022 06:29
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Boner police evacuate Victoria's Secret after report of suspicious package
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Jun 17, 2022 07:03
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- nut
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I still can’t get over all the carnage in Las Vegas (when fergie peed herself)
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Jun 17, 2022 13:46
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- nut
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it’s cool that cops found more pitched tents to rip down in the park
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Jun 17, 2022 13:48
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- google THIS
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This is entrapment! You're supposed to do the boner scan before the cavity search!
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Jun 17, 2022 14:01
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Boner police evacuate Victoria's Secret after report of suspicious package
lol
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jun 17, 2022 16:10
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- google THIS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YVB8kUs6AE
Historical boner police
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Jun 17, 2022 16:31
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Boner police evacuate Victoria's Secret after report of suspicious package
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Jun 17, 2022 16:42
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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BREAKING: Boner Police Bust Illegal Cock Ring
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Jun 17, 2022 16:45
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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boner police, arrest this man
he talks of rear end, he buzzes like a vibe
he likes some good fellatio
for a minute there, i lost my chub
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jun 17, 2022 21:16
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Boner police planting a bag of cialis on someone at a stop and frisk.
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Jun 17, 2022 21:23
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Boner Police! Come out with your hands up!
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We said HANDS.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jun 17, 2022 23:44
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the thin blue chew
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Jun 18, 2022 00:27
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- google THIS
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I'm standing just inside the county line, but my dong is out of their jurisdiction
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Jun 18, 2022 00:54
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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the thin blueballs
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Jun 18, 2022 00:57
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- Khanstant
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if boner police persist for more than 12 hours call the doctor police
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Jun 18, 2022 03:04
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- ELK MAN
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by Fluffdaddy
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*puts in Ice-T glasses* Kids these days are calling it gettin real hard, taking their dads wood stashes and uploading them and peeping at Gianna Michaels all day. Say only the "Boner Police" can stop them.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Jun 18, 2022 03:11
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
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*puts in Ice-T glasses* Kids these days are calling it gettin real hard, taking their dads wood stashes and uploading them and peeping at Gianna Michaels all day. Say only the "Boner Police" can stop them.
Law and Order BP
Stabler shoots a guy with morning wood
Benson arrests her own grandfather from the girls college soccer field
The ADA can't get a conviction against the weird fruit stand guy from the farmers market because of a banana defense
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Jun 18, 2022 05:32
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Boner Police! Come out with your hands up!
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We said HANDS.
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Jun 18, 2022 06:12
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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fatal misunderstandings have forced dildo manufacturers to color the tips of their products bright orange
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Jun 18, 2022 07:14
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Sir, I've told you for the last time, we can't arrest your neighbor for making an embarrassing mistake. There's nothing in the statues against it.
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Jun 18, 2022 08:25
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Sigh, just once I wish we wouldn't catch them red-handed.
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Jun 18, 2022 08:28
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- sisterSyzygy
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The funk soul brother at the back of her head has gone dark. Forever.
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the police are going to use their weaponized corn flakes to get rid of the boners of the world
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Jun 18, 2022 10:25
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May 6, 2024 16:53
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BC1: Who's the stiff?
BC2: (shrugs) John Doe
John Doe: (handcuffed and still at half mast) Yeah that's my actual name. Weird right?
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