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Jun 18, 2022 16:15
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 18:26
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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cops stand idly by in a parking lot while boinging and schwinging sounds ring out from inside a middle school
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Jun 18, 2022 19:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Jun 18, 2022 20:31
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- google THIS
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A bunch of dudes just walking around with their junk hanging out because they're in an open carry state
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Jun 19, 2022 19:36
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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A bunch of dudes just walking around with their junk hanging out because they're in an open carry state
From my warm, sweaty hands!!!
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Jun 19, 2022 21:35
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- Dads Dip Cup
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"no, I said bonheur!" I shout as I am handcuffed and dragged out of the movie theater
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Jun 21, 2022 01:19
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- Escape From Noise
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"no, I said bonheur!" I shout as I am handcuffed and dragged out of the movie theater
"Freedom of speech does not extend to shouting 'Boner!' in a crowded theater!"
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jun 21, 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 01:25
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- Macnult
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it’s cool that cops found more pitched tents to rip down in the park
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Jun 21, 2022 03:12
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- Literally A Person
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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Boner sergeant walking in slamming his badge on the chief's desk.
"You don't even understand what it's like out there!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PENISES I'VE SEEN TODAY!!???
Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jun 21, 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 03:37
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The Internal Affairs department keeps arresting itself.
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Jun 21, 2022 04:40
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- Literally A Person
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Smugworth Wuz Here
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I have hidden 25 boners across New York City set to detonate in 1 hour. It'd take some kind of super cop with a devil may care attitude to stop me from enacting my latest, boner related, evil plan.
Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Jun 21, 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 15:26
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- google THIS
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A boner bomb squad member wipes sweat from his brow as he sifts through a tangle of blood vessels trying to find the one he needs to drain as the 4-hour timer ticks away its last seconds
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Jun 21, 2022 15:57
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- google THIS
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That may be the first time I've ever winced at my own post
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Jun 21, 2022 16:00
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- google THIS
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Send in the dick sucking trolley robot
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Jun 21, 2022 16:12
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- bad guy
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BREAKING: Boner Police Bust Illegal Cock Ring
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Jun 21, 2022 16:30
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- bad guy
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cops stand idly by in a parking lot while boinging and schwinging sounds ring out from inside a middle school
lmao
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Jun 21, 2022 16:31
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- google THIS
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Boner Detective: It's still warm
Suspect: Um
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Jun 21, 2022 18:13
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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"Peter" Faulk is
Columboner
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Jun 21, 2022 21:55
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- treasure bear
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you're going to be doing hard time
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Jun 21, 2022 22:08
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- Tebulot
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im hip now bois
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Send in the dick sucking trolley robot
Lmao an officer in a vr headset and vr gloves a block away, shaking out the jitters and cracking his knuckles getting ready to suck the next one, giving himself a pep talk
"You KNOW this, you can do this" starts doing the double hand sizzler technique from the cock squad police manual page 354
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Jun 21, 2022 22:42
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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This boner's a repeat offender! Straight to prison for you. No getting off with community cervix this time.
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Jun 21, 2022 22:46
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- Escape From Noise
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"Book this filth! Caught him at the mall trying to buy an erector set!"
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Jun 22, 2022 06:29
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- bad guy
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boner police
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Jun 22, 2022 07:58
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- Dads Dip Cup
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all this talk about the boner police but nobody ever gives a thought for the boner fire department until you need a crew inbound with a 60ft telescoping ladder to get you back down
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Jun 22, 2022 08:31
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- bad guy
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all rise, the court is now in session, the bonerable judge hardon presiding. mr. johnson you have been charged with having a boner, how do you plead?
flaccid, your boner.
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Jun 22, 2022 12:35
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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Looks like you've been driving without your cock cage. Step out of the vehicle. *draws pistol*
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Jun 22, 2022 13:24
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 18:26
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- google THIS
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Leon: My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.
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Jun 22, 2022 14:07
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Jun 18, 2022 16:15
VANISHER
HEATHER PAPPS
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