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Erect Penis Police

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many examples of boner police shooting flaccid black men

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african immigrant killed after police "mistake" gun for boner

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boner police warn parents to put a bright red tip on fake boners so children don't get shot accidentally

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new footage shows cops planting a boner on arrested man

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
Becoming a boner meter maid just to make ends meet.

bad guy

sir, step out of the car, we're going to give you a boner test to determine if you're driving while erect. first, i want you to give me ten pushups, then i'm going to need you to recite the cast list of anal princesses #8 backwards

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Boner police turned away from marching in parade for insistence on wearing penis gourds.

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN!! OFFICER DOWN!!!!








good.

google THIS

Sometimes you have to set a boner to catch a boner. He may be a loose hardon who plays with his own tool but drat it, he gets results

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Clint Northwood is

Dirty, Hairy

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
in a world where boners are banned, only criminals will have boners

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tebulot

im hip now bois

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Clint Northwood is

Dirty, Hairy

lol

bad guy

Stiffy Squad

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

going to go get castrated at the police boner buyback program

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
A bin to anonymously drop off pills. One for sharps. One for erect penises.

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nut

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

All Cops Are Boners

Escape From Noise

Escape From Noise

Bo-Pepper posted:

All Cops Are Boners

:mods:

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

These are GOD DAMNED HEROES :911:

Dads Dip Cup


bunch of chumps. Raiden Shogun would take out all four of them with one strike

sb hermit





Why should I need a license for a trolley robot? We're in the middle of nowhere. How else am I gonna protect my family if a plague of 30-50 boners just shows up at my ranch?

FutonForensic


:patriot:


sb hermit





getting your trolley license doesn't give you much as an emergency tech. Private companies only pay minimum wage because they still get a lot of applicants.

But for the Boner Police? Double your pay, easy.

sb hermit





Judge: Foreman, what has the jury decided?

Foreman: The jury has found the defendant to be... flaccid

sb hermit





defense lawyer: and how did you calibrate your turgid-o-meter that day? The standard test samples were missing, but computer records show evidence of sample sizes

prosecutor starts to look worried and tugs at their collar

boner police: I self calibrated

defense lawyer: How could you take an accurate measurement? The internet was down! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is it not common sense that it is nigh impossible to have an on demand boner if the Internet is down?

sb hermit





boner police raiding the deposits of the community spank bank

replacing deepfakes of giada de laurentis with cassarole dishes of lasagna

Dads Dip Cup

Smokey and the One-Eyed Bandit

Gramps


"Officer, you don't understand. This is a non-sexual boner. It's for jousting. It's called a gentleman's boner"

bad guy

corner kid: 5-0 comin! *everyone starts thinking about baseball statistics*

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Steve Buscemi walks over wearing a shirt that says "penis-haver": How do you do fellow kids, do you know where I could score some.....boners?

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



you're all under arrest


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
What's up?

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

hey, anyone here sexually aroused? have an erection of the penis? *leans in boutanniere-first*

Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

bad guy

i've been working undercover for months but i think i'm finally ready to bust this cock ring wide open

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



do you have any idea how fast you were erecting? read him his rights, Dano


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

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Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
No officer, I swear, I'm just happy to see you!!

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