Boner Police

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

to catch an engorger

:cop:

# ? Jun 24, 2022 00:55

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# ? May 6, 2024 17:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Civil Asset Court will now hear the case "United States vs 83 Pounds of Boners"

# ? Jun 24, 2022 01:19

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

all right all right everyone step back there�s nothing here to see�HOLY poo poo

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:01

Dads Dip Cup

yeah you're all cocky now but the long dong of the law will catch up with you sooner or later

# ? Jun 24, 2022 02:07

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

*slide whistle* *slide whistle*

it�s the sound of the police

# ? Jun 24, 2022 11:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Armitag3 posted:

*slide whistle* *slide whistle*

it�s the sound of the police

# ? Jun 24, 2022 18:10

nut

is "stop and bris" a possible joke here

# ? Jun 24, 2022 23:08

bad guy

nut posted:

is "stop and bris" a possible joke here

lol

# ? Jun 25, 2022 00:03

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

*Robocop shooting the boners off*

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 01:09

sb hermit

Dick Bastardly posted:

*Robocop shooting the boners off*

https://vimeo.com/86014703 :nms:

sb hermit fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Jun 25, 2022

# ? Jun 25, 2022 02:40

sb hermit

it is exactly as advertised and incredibly and

# ? Jun 25, 2022 02:41

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

sb hermit posted:

it is exactly as advertised and incredibly and

Jfk lol and :psyduck:

and

and

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 03:42

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Getting on an fbi watchlist for googling how to start up my big loud motorcycle and flatten my pork chop into a schnitzels

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 03:43

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Getting on an fbi watchlist for googling how to start up my big loud motorcycle and flatten my pork chop into a schnitzels

*me screaming as I'm dragged away in handcuffs*

But officer my friend Jack was stuck on the roof!!!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 03:48

bad guy

boner police

# ? Jun 25, 2022 04:07

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

sb hermit posted:

https://vimeo.com/86014703

Tbh it�s pretty typical of a cop that of the 50 dicks he shoots, 49 are flaccid and posed no threat to anyone

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 04:19

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Judges start issuing warrants for �no-cock� raids

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 04:22

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

My defense lawyer arguing that the motorcycle cops in the tight pants should be considered entrapment

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 04:24

sb hermit

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Tbh it�s pretty typical of a cop that of the 50 dicks he shoots, 49 are flaccid and posed no threat to anyone

# ? Jun 25, 2022 06:13

Escape From Noise

sb hermit posted:

https://vimeo.com/86014703

I knew what this was before I even clicked.

# ? Jun 25, 2022 06:33

sb hermit

Escape From Noise posted:

I knew what this was before I even clicked.

# ? Jun 25, 2022 07:10

Stoner Sloth

just remember that boner snitches get boner stitches

# ? Jun 25, 2022 10:19

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

doin hard time in boner jail

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Jun 25, 2022 16:09

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

having to wear a cock monitor while on house arrest

# ? Jun 25, 2022 16:13

sb hermit

the early constable catches the morning wood

# ? Jun 25, 2022 16:57

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Come Watson! There's a mystery acock!

# ? Jun 25, 2022 17:44

bad guy

Literally A Person posted:

Come Watson! There's a mystery acock!

that's a boner detective

# ? Jun 25, 2022 18:52

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Special Wieners and Tactics

# ? Jun 25, 2022 19:49

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

bad guy posted:

that's a boner detective

a dick dick

# ? Jun 25, 2022 21:31

nut

a private part

# ? Jun 26, 2022 00:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

"it's... it's just a half chub... the wind blew at me! come on - we've all been there"
*15 swat cops shoot a million bullets*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 26, 2022 01:33

FutonForensic

wee oo wee oo

# ? Jun 26, 2022 02:08

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"that had better be a banana in your pocket"
"come back with a warrant"

# ? Jun 26, 2022 04:37

Finger Prince

I got 99 problems but havin a boner ain't one.

# ? Jun 26, 2022 05:19

bad guy

training dogs to sniff for boners

# ? Jun 26, 2022 05:34

Dads Dip Cup

placing remotely activated sound recorders in convenient locations ready to play the "doi-oi-oing" sound effect so that I can get away while their attention is diverted

# ? Jun 26, 2022 05:57

Escape From Noise

Suing the local Boner PD for an unlawful search and seizure that nearly resulted in a dangerous emission.

# ? Jun 26, 2022 11:28

frump truck: hello... again!

bad guy posted:

boner police

bonerpolis

# ? Jun 26, 2022 13:30

Stoner Sloth

due to a series of unfortunate 'misunderstandings' the boner police have been renamed the anti-boner police

# ? Jun 26, 2022 17:22

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 6, 2024 17:21

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Antibo

# ? Jun 26, 2022 20:21

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