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FutonForensic

buh buh buh boner police

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bad guy

Boner Police: Chode Division

Finger Prince


In the criminal justice system, boner based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Boner Police. These are their stories.
*boi-yoing*

nut

crime scene insemination

google THIS

A dorm room blocked off with crime scene tape and evidence markers everywhere and a chalk outline on the coffee table roughly the size and shape of a cracker

sb hermit





mods please change thread title to :cumpolice:

don't actually do this unless efn wants it, though

sb hermit





We found evidence of the suspect to be jarring

sb hermit





now, our only lead is to find the jarred evidence

if enough time elapses, we could be facing a dire scenario

Escape From Noise

sb hermit posted:

mods please change thread title to :cumpolice:

don't actually do this unless efn wants it, though

Counterpoint:

bad guy posted:

boner police

bad guy posted:

Erect Penis Police

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Stiffy Squad

bad guy posted:

boner police

bad guy posted:

Boner Police: Chode Division

Heather Papps

hello friend


lol



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Coming this fall. The sequel to the smash hit that took the country by storm.

Boner Squad 2: Taint Misbehaving

Activia

Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth
Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.


thanks deep dish peat moss for the Pomelo Princess!

google THIS

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

FutonForensic

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

Escape From Noise

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

lmao


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

nut

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

Goons Are Gifts

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.


Stoner Sloth

Activia posted:

Forget it, Jake. It’s ‘ginatown.

Tebulot

im hip now bois

lol

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more falafel please

forums poster

boner police
arrest this man he
talks in sex
he buzzes like a sybian
like a handheld hitachi




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






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