- treasure bear
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we caught someone accidentally bringing in a receipt crumpled up in their coat pocket, it was burned at the threshold and their employment terminated
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Jun 16, 2022 23:40
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 27, 2024 15:26
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- treasure bear
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nobody has ever successfully handed in their notice
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Jun 16, 2022 23:46
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- treasure bear
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the bathroom situation is untenable
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Jun 16, 2022 23:46
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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the bathroom situation is untenable
Bidets really need to be in the next bargaining agreement
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Jun 17, 2022 00:09
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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nobody has ever successfully handed in their notice
No one has ever gotten a pink slip either.
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Jun 17, 2022 00:44
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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All this vellum is starting to stink up the scriptorium.
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Jun 17, 2022 00:59
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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taking notes at the board meeting up and down my left arm. shuddering at the thought of going to the copy room after
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Jun 17, 2022 03:59
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- nut
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carving “it’s a living” into the glass face of my iPad and holding it up to the camera the audience doesn’t laugh because the movement wakes the operating system so you can only see my dragon ball z idle wallpaper
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Jun 17, 2022 13:43
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- google THIS
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These are all minor inconveniences in exchange for never having to unjam a printer tbh
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Jun 17, 2022 14:26
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- Escape From Noise
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the bathroom situation is untenable
Did they not explain the three shells to you during your orientation?
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Jun 17, 2022 19:19
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- Escape From Noise
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Getting away with embezzlement because there's no paper trail to follow.
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Jun 17, 2022 19:21
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Publicly guillotining the last remaining filing cabinet from the before times. Paper clips were shown mercy and exiled to a Mediterranean island.
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Jun 17, 2022 19:41
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- teen witch
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Jun 17, 2022 19:51
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- Simsmagic
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im beautiful
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Receiving a fax and trying painstakingly to transcribe the document from the noise over the phone
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Jun 17, 2022 20:06
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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The walls are all dry erase boards and just endless notes everywhere with red and blue smudges where it won't fully erase.
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Jun 18, 2022 00:15
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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Here's my business rock
*hands you a rock with my email on it*
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Jun 18, 2022 05:34
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 27, 2024 15:26
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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sucks getting paid in quarters though
thanks Manifisto!
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Jun 18, 2022 23:36
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