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nut

looking at Teddy sitting in the dusty box of VHS tapes. I don’t even care anymore. A fine stubble has formed on my tongue I don’t care

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nut

The barista stopped laughing at the 10 minutes I spend figuring out it’s a push, not a pull, door. I said some complete words to her today about how that made me feel

Heather Papps

hello friend


i don't even invite people over for new years anymore. hell, even then i knew what they were up to with the clocks but i thought maybe i could win them over by just beaning myself.

now i don't even bother sending invitations, just me and teddy.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


read in the paper the man with the three-wheeled car died last week. he was a father, grandfather, beloved member of his community. i guess a lifetime of accidents had built up to the point where his body just couldn't take it. he was a philanthropist, or something. it was on the front page. i don't envy his family, i'd just push them away, but i do wish it was me in that grave.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


i woke up gurgling and spitting out imaginary orange juice from my deepest nightmares again. it should have been me bee, it should have…….. bean….. me

Armitag3

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


it’s my birthday again but the restaurant has long been closed and replaced with a good morning greggs. i’d give anything, even north of 10 pound 30 pence, to taste that steak tartare again

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xcheopis


I;m thinking about thos has beans

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