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Uh, there's just one more thing, you see, that's been bothering me...
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Uh, there's just one more thing, you see, that's been bothering me... Hahahaha BUSTED!!!
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Jun 21, 2022 01:22
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"What do you mean my 'necrophiliacs anonymous' t-shirt is inappropriate attire? It's black!!"
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Jun 21, 2022 01:26
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do you think he's a ghost now, trapped here as a result of his many personal failures and regrets?
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Jun 21, 2022 01:28
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does... does anyone have dibs on their old undergarments?
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Jun 21, 2022 01:30
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So…I guess you’re single now, eh?
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Jun 21, 2022 18:58
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“Don’t be sad. They’re riding eternal now, on the highways of Valhalla.” Then you slowly pull out the can of silver spray paint you’ve been keeping in your jacket pocket.
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Jun 21, 2022 19:02
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I grew up Catholic and apparently it's considered "rude" to do a line of coke off the deceased.
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Jun 21, 2022 19:06
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"I thought this was going to be an open casket...?" No, she was cremated. See the urn? "Why cremation?" So she couldn't come back as a zombie. -I actually said that at my grandmother's funeral to two of my cousins. We all could not stop giggling for the whole ceremony.
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Jun 21, 2022 19:14
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"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."
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Jun 21, 2022 19:20
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boy, it's a good thing you never found out about his secret family or this would be pretty awkward
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Jun 21, 2022 19:21
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I have a co-worker who lost her husband - he was a good person and it was horrible for her - had 'friends' who within weeks (less than 3) come and ask 'So are you over it yet? Want a date?' They'd been married for 20+ years, and yet she wasn't over it. How odd. I recommended she started carrying pepper spray.
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Jun 21, 2022 19:40
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*places Joe Biden “I Did That” sticker on side of coffin*
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Jun 21, 2022 19:43
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*tries to start a "Let's Go Brandon" chant, with lap claps*
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Jun 21, 2022 19:44
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bada bum bum bum another one bites the dust
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Jun 21, 2022 19:46
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Wow, grandma looks great…for a CORPSE HAHA!!!
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Jun 21, 2022 19:47
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Have you considered immortalizing Grandpa Artie as an NFT so that his memories can live on in the blockchain?
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Jun 21, 2022 19:48
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Any chance they can turn her over? I wanna see what that dumper was like.
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Jun 21, 2022 19:49
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I’ve told this story before, but my cat passed away on a Monday in 2016. I took the day off to bury him and say my goodbyes and spent the rest of the day at home crying. Went into work the next day still grieving and obviously showing it enough to where a coworker comes up to me and asks me what’s wrong. “Oh, my cat passed away yesterday.” “Oh. I hate cats. Absolutely haaaaate them. I’m a dog person  ”Also, my dad passed away in November of last year. My uncouth fucky aunt came over to visit my mom and see how she was doing in the middle of January and brought up my sister’s Facebook feed. “It’s been two whole months since he died already. Isn’t it about time for your daughter to drop the constant memorialization of her father? She needs to get over it already  ”
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Jun 21, 2022 20:33
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anyone got their venmo log in? their last text said they'd payback
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Jun 21, 2022 20:39
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Looks like HE'LL never be the head of a major corporation 
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Jun 21, 2022 21:08
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They could've just asked the eagles to carry frodo to the volcano
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Jun 21, 2022 21:13
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Against the will of sauron there can be no victory. Unlike your dad's which will be fought in court for years
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Jun 21, 2022 21:14
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kntfkr posted:I grew up Catholic and apparently it's considered "rude" to do a line of coke off the deceased. Don't do it at the funeral but you might get away with it at a wake
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Jun 21, 2022 21:15
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Looks like ol’ Dave finally found a way to be “well hung” eh?
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Jun 21, 2022 21:29
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*solemnly reciting Gangsters Paradise lyrics because that’s where I thought that saying came from*
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Jun 21, 2022 21:39
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Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin
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Jun 21, 2022 21:45
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Start saying a bunch of incendiary racial slurs about Italians (do not do this if the deceased is Italian, it may be considered in poor taste)
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Jun 21, 2022 21:45
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"And you are definitely sure the cops haven't got a prime suspect yet?"
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Jun 21, 2022 21:48
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Oh so now you’re anti abortion when God is the one doing it!
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Jun 21, 2022 21:52
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Do you have a usb-mini cable i could borrow to charge my phone? Hey it still works shut the gently caress up bitch
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Jun 21, 2022 21:57
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He died as he lived: stiff in a coffin.
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Jun 21, 2022 22:23
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I'm sorry to hear about your mom, I know how hard these times can be. I had a goldfish that died when I was a kid, so I feel you man.
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Jun 21, 2022 22:26
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Could be worse, he could still be alive.
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Jun 21, 2022 22:27
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"lmao"
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Jun 21, 2022 22:28
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"It's about time!" followed by "who has the will, I need a copy". "Smells better than he/she did alive" "Looks like the worms are going to eat well tonight!" "We should probably put a stake through grandpa's heart, he might be a vampire." "Are we sure they are dead? Has anyone ACTUALLY CHECKED?" At child's funeral - "Its ok, you can always make another"
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Jun 21, 2022 22:33
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I’m sorry I was late. I have severe necrophilia and don’t get much sleep at night “Do you mean narcolepsy?” Not at all.
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Jun 21, 2022 22:37
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Guess they won't worry about being asked to wear a mask anymore...
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Jun 21, 2022 22:49
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You Are A Elf posted:“It’s been two whole months since he died already. Isn’t it about time for your daughter to drop the constant memorialization of her father? She needs to get over it already “Oh, my dad passed away last November.” “Oh. I hate dads. Absolutely haaaaate them. I’m a mom person  ”
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*places Joe Biden “I Did That” sticker on side of coffin*
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