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We're all going to die so why are you sad [about your dad dying]?
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Jun 22, 2022 09:49
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"Look, don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you can do about this. I mean, it *kinda* was your fault, but hey, screw it. They're dead and you're not."
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Jun 22, 2022 09:52
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You might not know this about your son but he had a very very well equipped Night Elf Druid and his passing has left quite a significant gap in our roster. Now these days, honestly, the game plays itself. It really just needs someone in the pilot's seat - (so to speak). So can I count on you to be there between 7am-10pm on weekdays?
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Jun 22, 2022 10:01
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Well, sorry, but you are American, lmao.
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Jun 22, 2022 10:04
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So, about those pills your son owes me.
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Jun 22, 2022 12:49
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MassiveSky posted:So, about those pills your son owes me. 
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Jun 22, 2022 12:59
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*makes corpse talk by moving mouth* “It’s just the flu guys lol!”
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Jun 22, 2022 13:12
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“Well hey this calling hours has been fun, gotta miss this burial unfortunately, taking the kids to six flags, big day planned lol. Good luck closing the casket on your husbands huge dick to amirite? I mean that thing was a whopper and i know lots of ladies were more than happy to get a piece of that, me included. The angels really are getting a prize if it makes your feel any better. Hey what do you say we tag team that poo poo before they throw the dirt on him, you know for old times sake? It’s not like it’s gonna get soft?” 
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Jun 22, 2022 14:09
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I suppose the funeral is as good a place as any to tell you that your husband was.. *rips off latex mask The Great Magnifico!
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Jun 22, 2022 14:13
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"Mr. and Mrs. Miller, I'm so sorry about what happened to your son. I would like to sincerely press F, if you'll allow it."
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Jun 22, 2022 14:15
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But wife......... that IS Pagliacci!
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Jun 22, 2022 14:17
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...you gonna eat that?
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Jun 22, 2022 16:19
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So is this a key party?
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Jun 22, 2022 16:36
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*slaps top of coffin* This baby can fit so much Steve in it!
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Jun 22, 2022 16:42
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called it!
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Jun 22, 2022 16:48
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I know you’ve been telling me now is not a great time but I really think you need to hear what I’m saying about these cryptocurrencies. I mean you gotta hurry up the stuff‘s going to the moon.
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Jun 22, 2022 16:56
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So we playing Dota tonight or what
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Jun 22, 2022 17:01
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"Oh, Aunt Kathy's best friend giving the eulogy was nice enough to wear her formal Jim Morrison shirt"
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Jun 22, 2022 17:02
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Sir this is a Wendy's Drive thru
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Jun 22, 2022 18:05
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I thought the invite said open *brisket* my bad
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Jun 22, 2022 23:59
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Did you know that thing about their hair and nails continuing to grow is just a myth? Yeah, I checked a few times, nothin’
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Jun 23, 2022 00:15
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Gross, she died in her period
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Jun 23, 2022 00:22
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[looking around the room] So who here do you think is next? I’m thinking that guy over there.
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Jun 23, 2022 00:34
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He's down there looking up at us now, don't you ever doubt that, heh
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Jun 23, 2022 00:36
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Here's the Paul you asked for.
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Jun 23, 2022 00:38
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*plays the Undertaker entrance song as the casket is lowered*
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Jun 23, 2022 00:54
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if it helps, im gay
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Jun 23, 2022 01:01
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*brings an ouija board to the funeral*
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Jun 23, 2022 01:12
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"rip"
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Jun 23, 2022 02:41
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He died like he lived; like a lil biatch 
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Jun 23, 2022 02:46
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so this is open bar, right?
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Jun 23, 2022 03:11
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So uh, how many broads you think he banged? Face and body like that, I'm thinking like max five. He wasn't that good looking
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Jun 23, 2022 03:16
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this isn't very poggers
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Jun 23, 2022 04:57
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Wait since when do they allow children to attend funerals? Aren't they like too dumb to understand death? Well anyways I'm required by California state law to inform you
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Jun 23, 2022 05:14
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ikanreed posted:Wait since when do they allow children to attend funerals? Aren't they like too dumb to understand death? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NjFbz6vGU8
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Jun 23, 2022 05:16
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I used to call him daddy too.
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Jun 23, 2022 05:21
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Sinister_Beekeeper posted:"It was part of God's plan" at my toddler's funeral. I'm sorry for your loss, and also what the hell is wrong with people 
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Jun 23, 2022 05:59
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Y'know, it's a well-known fact that all hamsters go to hell.
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Jun 23, 2022 06:33
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Honey it's been 3 months since our son died. I understand that it's hard to talk to me about it but perhaps you'd feel more comfortable talking.. To me! Georgie the grief counselling giraffe! 
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Jun 23, 2022 06:51
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If it's open casket, and the stiff is wearing jewelry, ask for a private moment alone with the deceased, then steal it. Keep a tiny container of vegetable oil in your pocket for use when a finger ring fits too tightly to easily remove.
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