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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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You Are A Elf posted:

“It’s been two whole months since he died already. Isn’t it about time for your daughter to drop the constant memorialization of her father? She needs to get over it already :nallears:

“Oh, my dad passed away last November.”
“Oh. I hate dads. Absolutely haaaaate them. I’m a mom person ;-*

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

*places Joe Biden “I Did That” sticker on side of coffin*

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

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the neighbors kept asking my friend if she'd sell her mom's house for cheap bc they wanted their friends to move there.

technically this doesn't belong in the thread bc the mom was alive but on hospice care.

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Apr 22, 2008

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ikanreed posted:

Raise dead is a fifth level spell and you need to be level 9 to cast it.

perhaps this is why it's an inappropriate thing to say

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