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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Weird Bible: Zipporah at the inn
 
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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Big Scary Owl posted:

Cool thread OP. The bibble is full of weird stuff. One of my favorites is this:

Not one, but 2 bears. Holy overkill batman. This one below is also interesting because apparently god gets really pissed about a census and kills 70000 people just cause:

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This passage is even better if you include the next line:

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And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.

The bears thing is never mentioned again. Apparently for Elisa that's just Tuesday.

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