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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Big Scary Owl posted:

Cool thread OP. The bibble is full of weird stuff. One of my favorites is this:

Not one, but 2 bears. Holy overkill batman.

when i was a tiny lil christian i was taught that the reason god and elisha got so pissed about this was because 'baldhead' was basically a religious slur against prophets at the time


good thread, keep 'em coming

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

the whole circumcision thing is fascinating from a modern context because despite all the hemming and hawing about what the old testament says about The Gays christians generally understood that the new testament was meant to be a new covenant, we could eat bacon and didn't have to mutilate the genitalia of infants for god's favor

then some idiot was like 'but if we circumcise boys they won't masturbate!!'* and it became a huge cultural thing in the united states again that's lasted centuries

*note: this is not and has never ever been true

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

The Bananana posted:

*puts finger up to ear, listening to the producer*
THIS JUST IN, RELIGION FAKE, AND EAPECIALLY JUDEO-CHRISTIAN/ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS ARE LOL-WORTHY LEVELS OF FAKE BULLSHIT THAT HAVE GIVEN THE WORLD NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, PAIN, OPPRESSION, MURDER, HATE, AND DIVISION FOR OVER 4 THOUSAND YEARS.
NEWS AT 11.

wow did you burn yourself on that take Mr Dawkins?

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