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The way Abraham really did sacrifice Isaac in the earliest version of his story kind of fits with the theme of a god who expects his people to do horrible things to carry out his will. And Ezekiel 35 is pretty much egotism in its rawest form:
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 04:07 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe foreskins were a type of currency They were treated like miniature rai stones due to their scarcity.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 04:42 |
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funeral home DJ posted:If this was from Leviticus I’d swear that was a quote from Moloch. You're suppose to worship God because he's the big alpha male god above all the others and true creator of the universe, not that he's the slightest bit more moral than them.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 19:00 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If man was made in God’s image, then that means God has a foreskin. If He hates foreskins so much maybe he should have made man without em! What a freakin JERK!!! God created the universe by jerking off until he ejaculated the big bang from his dick, cutting off your foreskin acknowledges that only God has the right to create a universe.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 19:31 |
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Oh, so this means the answer to life, the universe, and everything in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" was God all along. What is it with british authors and putting christian allegories in everything?
Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jun 23, 2022 |
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I. M. Gei posted:In a lot of Asian languages, "42" also means "die", so... "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" "To die for God, which is what the bible has been saying all along"
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