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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The way Abraham really did sacrifice Isaac in the earliest version of his story kind of fits with the theme of a god who expects his people to do horrible things to carry out his will.

And Ezekiel 35 is pretty much egotism in its rawest form:

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe foreskins were a type of currency

They were treated like miniature rai stones due to their scarcity.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

funeral home DJ posted:

If this was from Leviticus I’d swear that was a quote from Moloch.

Also the Bible really loves it some child sacrifice, between Ezekiel and Leviticus. Kinda hosed up!

You're suppose to worship God because he's the big alpha male god above all the others and true creator of the universe, not that he's the slightest bit more moral than them.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If man was made in God’s image, then that means God has a foreskin. If He hates foreskins so much maybe he should have made man without em! What a freakin JERK!!!

God created the universe by jerking off until he ejaculated the big bang from his dick, cutting off your foreskin acknowledges that only God has the right to create a universe.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Oh, so this means the answer to life, the universe, and everything in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" was God all along. What is it with british authors and putting christian allegories in everything?

Yaldabaoth fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jun 23, 2022

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

I. M. Gei posted:

In a lot of Asian languages, "42" also means "die", so...

"What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?"

"To die for God, which is what the bible has been saying all along"

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