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Cool thread OP. The bibble is full of weird stuff. One of my favorites is this:2 Kings 2:23-24 posted:23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” Not one, but 2 bears. Holy overkill batman. This one below is also interesting because apparently god gets really pissed about a census and kills 70000 people just cause: 2 Samuel 24 posted:Again the anger of the Lord was kindled against Israel, and he incited David against them, saying, “Go, count the people of Israel and Judah.”. And then when you read 1 Chronicles 21 it's not god that tempts David, but satan: quote:Satan stood up against Israel and incited David to count the people of Israel. 2 So David said to Joab and the commanders of the army, “Go, number Israel, from Beer-sheba to Dan, and bring me a report, so that I may know their number.” A very interesting change indeed.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 05:33 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:05 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:If man was made in God’s image, then that means God has a foreskin. If He hates foreskins so much maybe he should have made man without em! What a freakin JERK!!! I KNOW RIGHT
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Isaiah 19:16 posted:In that day the Egyptians will be like women, and tremble with fear before the hand that the LORD of hosts shakes over them. god loving loves domestic abuse
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2022 23:01 |
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Nice Guy Patron posted:Lot should've let his neighbors gently caress those angels imo.
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