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i visited dall-e and asked for a totally bitchin magic sword and lo adn behold i was gifted a totally bitchin magic sword its glowing purple. how loving sick is that? i havent been able to figure out its name yet, and its powers include being able to slice through even the meanest troll's armor like its butter. i feel safer on the internet now with my totally bitchin magic sword to keep me safe |
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Jun 22, 2022 02:01
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Doctor Dogballs posted:porpal blade |
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Jun 22, 2022 02:07
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Doctor Dogballs posted:porpal blade
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Jun 22, 2022 02:49
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Doctor Dogballs posted:porpal blade
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Jun 22, 2022 03:13
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the power i get from my porpal blade is beginning to go to my head maybe its cursed
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Jun 22, 2022 03:13
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Learn to accept the curse for its merits, and begin to become even more powerful, this is how you level up op |
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Jun 22, 2022 03:29
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im gonna have a hoard of bitchin magic swords. of the two, which is more bitchin?  or 
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Jun 22, 2022 06:38
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Exhibit A for sure |
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Jun 22, 2022 08:50
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No it’s B. harness the power op |
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Jun 22, 2022 11:50
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minecraft_holmes posted:im gonna have a hoard of bitchin magic swords. this is less a decision about more bitchin and more about which way you want you build to go the porple blade has imbued magic (blade is purple) and also external magic (around the tip). sword a has imbued magic but no external magic, vice versa for sword b. op what bonus feat are you planning to/did you already take at level 7
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i was thinking of dual weapon fighting at level 7, but i think im still a ways off fro mthat. i think im a dexterity build, so idk what bitchin magic sword id need for that
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Jun 22, 2022 19:00
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ok for a dual weap build imo go for the external magic so you can shoot more lighting bolts per second (LBPS) from each sword, dex will help u aim it too
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Down in a dungeon somewhere; someone has guard duty and found a sword... Sword: Hello, Adventurer! I am in no way shape or form an evil sword- and thank you for picking me up! Adventurer: Er, hello? I uh... I've never had a bitchin' sword before! Sword: Why, thank you! I DO enjoy being called a bitchin' sword, which of course goes hand in hand with the fact that I am in no way an evil sword! Adventurer: Uh huh... say, why do you keep saying you're not an evil sword? Sword: Because I am not in fact evil! Adventurer: Ok, how do I know you're not lying? *turns to face his fellow party, who are asleep* Sword: Because if I were an evil sword, I would command you to slay your sleeping fellow adventurers; since I am not, and therefore you are not, I am not evil! Adventurer: But you just made me turn and face my fellow adventurers- you controlled my body! Sword: Hmm, you got me there. What if I promise not to control you against your will any more, and then keep my promise; that would be proof that I'm not evil, right? Adventurer: Well, I... Kramer (running into the campaign): Jerry, I don't like this skit! Jerry: Why, because it's run out of steam, isn't funny and hit a dead end? Kramer: No, because I know that sword- and it's got a kink in it! Jerry: You don't mean... Sword: Hey, get me closer to that cute one's feet while they're asleep, and before this skit runs out... Elaine: Dammit! Why can't we get though ONE thread without it getting weird! George: When the hell do I get to roll for initiative! |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Down in a dungeon somewhere; someone has guard duty and found a sword...
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Jun 23, 2022 14:04
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whew. I'm glad kramer said something. no, not that!!!
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Down in a dungeon somewhere; someone has guard duty and found a sword... She's not swordworthy, Jerry!
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Doctor Dogballs posted:porpal blade unreal |
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Jun 24, 2022 01:59
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you look like a fine & distinguished adventurer youre gonna want this magic shield and magic armour and magic helmet and magic boots & what about my weight limit uh have you tried lifting bruh
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Jun 24, 2022 02:01
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if u overburden yourself on purpose, pretty soon it wont feel so heavy and then youll be super strong. thats a lifehack
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minecraft_holmes posted:if u overburden yourself on purpose, pretty soon it wont feel so heavy and then youll be super strong. thats a lifehack Just like in real life! 
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Doctor Dogballs posted:porpal blade This joke is so good my soul left my body to take a lap around the block. |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:porpal blade
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlUEG86BAHc
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minecraft_holmes posted:im gonna have a hoard of bitchin magic swords. theoretically sword b never ends do what u will with this infromation
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nut posted:theoretically sword b never ends do what u will with this infromation neverending sword. youve given me much to think about
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going to the blacksmith and ordering the surf n turf and a neverending sword for the table
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I will never get too bored Since that one quest when I scored Something I'll forever hoard: Totally bitchin' magic sword |
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 I guess "+1" affects the number of hilts 
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google THIS posted:I guess "+1" affects the number of hilts A sword that's 90% hilt that's unswingable but still insta-kills everything. |
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Buttchocks posted:A sword that's 90% hilt that's unswingable but still insta-kills everything. like an upside down claymore
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i just got a new bitchin sword. this ones a totally bitchin sword +2 and i think i can slice a bagel god themselv made
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