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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
they are still pretty fun more than 10 years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

salvia is not fun, its from the devil. don't smoke it

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Hell Yeah posted:

salvia is not fun, its from the devil. don't smoke it

I won’t if you post a really detailed trip report why not that totally re-traumatizes you.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Salvia is a really lovely drug and was only made legal so people would take it and be scared away from doing drugs altogether.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I love big money salvia and he still puts out good content now that he's a middle aged man! He doesn't do videos of salvia anymore but he bonks on idiots and its pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/user/commentiquette

I don't think he hosts any of his own videos where he was doing salvia but he has the same vibe lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6HJOO4R5jE

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
I do, that dude inspired me to pick it up and try it myself and I thought I had turned into the color yellow and had fallen out of a truck onto a highway, so I think I'm good never doing that again thanks

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Salvia is a gateway drug to smoking cigarettes

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Your horror stories are only encouraging me to try finding some.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Daniel Tosh made it look funny

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
To smoke is to be a something-ing ing ing ing

Easy way into mind tricks woo woo.

For why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-yP7mb8UE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

I love all drugs except salvia but it looks like this guy had a good time!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Last time I did salvia I remember having an agreement with a big pine tree that.... you know.... hey, we're cool. We get each other. Everything's gonna be good between us.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Last time I did salvia I remember having an agreement with a big pine tree that.... you know.... hey, we're cool. We get each other. Everything's gonna be good between us.

That sounds lovely.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Nigmaetcetera posted:

That sounds lovely.

tbh is was very nice. Like we had a good agreement and it felt very nice. I was happy about it that we were, well not friends, but that we would always be cool to each other.

This was maybe 8-10 years ago.

also as far as I remember I think salvia lasts like 1 minute. But it FUCKS you up.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Whats his name in TCC op

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Pennywise the Frown posted:

tbh is was very nice. Like we had a good agreement and it felt very nice. I was happy about it that we were, well not friends, but that we would always be cool to each other.

This was maybe 8-10 years ago.

also as far as I remember I think salvia lasts like 1 minute. But it FUCKS you up.

Ok I’ma go find me some 10000x extract and a sexy tree

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Apparently one of my grandfathers discovered that high amounts of formic acid get you HIGH AS gently caress.

He discovered this after getting stung in the dick and balls by a whole colony of fire ants that set up shop in his swim trunks, and later commented that it would've been totally worth it if not for the whole having to get stung in the dick and balls part.

Normally I'd sympathize with a guy who went up against fire ants, but this grandfather was a domestic abuser so gently caress him.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I only tried salvia once back at Rutgers in '05. This dickbag was like "Hey, you wanna try salvia? It's like mushrooms but more intense and real short." and I'm like sure. So I smoke it and time collapses into a tunnel that sucks, the tunnel sucked, it was not a good tunnel and it freaked me out but then it's done and I'm standing there bewildered with a massive headache and the same guy that offered it is like "Hey. About that salvia, do you have like twenty bucks?" And I was literally dysphasic, trying to say something and couldn't so I just slapped him in the face.

I shared that story in TCC and got criticized for being aggro and violent but you have to understand that this was the second or third time this guy had pulled that "here's a novel substance, may I offer you some?" and then ask for money afterwards grift. The other two times being absinthe and what he claimed was opium but like who can get opium?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It's really hard to read salvia and not also think of saliva imo.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Fuckin lightweight


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXLRRjpRb7A

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


He boxed somebody in that stupid idubz thing and got messed up :(

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
That guy got a speaking role in an Always Sunny episode.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Pennywise the Frown posted:

also as far as I remember I think salvia lasts like 1 minute. But it FUCKS you up.

Yeah it is a quick high, both in how quickly it's over, and in how quickly it hits you. I took a hit, and as I exhaled was immediately transported to another world. Reality was just loving gone and it was immediate ego death. Like a goddamn cartoon, smoke then blammo!!

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Ziggy Smalls posted:

That guy got a speaking role in an Always Sunny episode.

He is or was a goon. Can't remember the username, though. Maybe Letsgotoclass?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

he's probably the best youtuber out there

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


When he see the cat and gasps lmao

Gets me every time

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

I was expecting him to pop back through the front door, brushing off glass like a cartoon.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



what happens if you mix salvia and joose?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bouncing on my boys dick rn

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Hell Yeah posted:

salvia is not fun, its from the devil. don't smoke it

I remember smoking some with a few friends and after one dude took a massive hit he started babbling nonsense and his girlfriend said "you're scaring me" jokingly.

He calmly turned to her and said "no I'm not" so matter of factly I almost pissed my pants laughing.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

bouncing on his boys dick rn

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
He got over a million subs on his new youtube chalnnel

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Collapsing Farts posted:

He got over a million subs on his new youtube chalnnel

Is it about boxing? Because I hate boxing.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Is it about boxing? Because I hate boxing.

It's about etiquette while commenting on the internet and honestly it's p good

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
thats called 'netiquette'

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Pennywise the Frown posted:


also as far as I remember I think salvia lasts like 1 minute. But it FUCKS you up.

I thought I was a cartoon train, lol. It ruled.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Linux Pirate posted:

When he see the cat and gasps lmao

Gets me every time

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
the amazing salvio

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Big Money Salvia

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Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.
I support everything Salvia Erik has said about Ted Cruz.

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