- Buck Turgidson
- Feb 6, 2011
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𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
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This Game & Watch. This Game & Watch was in your daddy’s hands when he was shot down over E3. He was captured, put in a WoW gold farming camp. He knew if the pc tards ever saw the Game & Watch it’d be confiscated, taken away. The way your dad looked at it, that Game & Watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any pc noobs were gonna put their greasy cheeto hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His rear end. Five long years, he stashed this Game & Watch up his rear end. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the Game & Watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my rear end two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the Game & Watch to you.
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