Zamboni Variants I've run into in the wild

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deep dish peat moss

Hamboni - a machine that refsurfaces ham meat onto ham bones

Ramboni - a machine that resurfaces the countryside with the blood of opposing armies

Zamboner - a machine for resurfacing that embarrassing weird crotch crease out of pants

Jambon app�titi - a machine for surfacing jams and jellies onto toast

Scamboni - a machine for resurfacing tarnished NFT artwork

Iamboni - a machine for resurfacing your consciousness

Zambonded - sometimes a zamboni and its owner are very close and reliant on each other and become bonded

Lamboni - a tiny machine often found at the center of mutton

# ? Jun 24, 2022 12:13

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# ? May 14, 2024 22:26

Robot Made of Meat

Zamponi - Horse-powered ice resurfacer

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 24, 2022 12:51

google THIS

Pepperoni - A machine that resurfaces your skating rink with surplus meat grease

# ? Jun 24, 2022 13:53

Finger Prince

A hamboni would be that machine at the deli they use to shave of thin sheets of ham from the ham log.

# ? Jun 24, 2022 14:09

Twenty Four

Manboni - arrestable offence by the boner police

# ? Jun 24, 2022 15:46

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Bamboni - a zamboni specially created for Emeril Lagasse, or perhaps for Babe Ruth

# ? Jun 24, 2022 17:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Zamfironi - a series of engine-powered pan flutes sticking out of the top

Zamphoni - the Amazon's Choice cheap knockoff version

Shazaamboni - actually, it's the Kazaamboni.

Tromboni - just slides around on the ice

# ? Jun 24, 2022 18:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

someone at the local rink hosed up and bought a shamboni. it makes the ice surface worse.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 24, 2022 20:35

google THIS

Zambroni - If there's a drawing of a cartoon pony on the ice this very heavy machine will erase it, leaving it more or less pure white again. It takes a while, but the machine will regularly post update pics

# ? Jun 24, 2022 22:14

Zamboni Rodeo: NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

I haven't seen any variants myself, but I feel like it would be wrong for me to not post in this thread.

# ? Jun 28, 2022 17:51

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Buttchocks posted:

Shazaamboni - actually, it's the Kazaamboni.

# ? Jun 28, 2022 18:45

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Slamboni - cleans the ring between professional wrestling matches.

# ? Jun 28, 2022 19:46

xcheopis

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

I haven't seen any variants myself, but I feel like it would be wrong for me to not post in this thread.

# ? Jun 28, 2022 20:10

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

google THIS posted:

Zambroni - If there's a drawing of a cartoon pony on the ice this very heavy machine will erase it, leaving it more or less pure white again. It takes a while, but the machine will regularly post update pics