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get an abortion and then when they ask you if you got one, look them in the eyes and say "nuh uh"
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Jun 24, 2022 18:44
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May 11, 2024 20:11
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- bad guy
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get three abortions and name them "abortion 1" "abortion 2" and "abortion 4"
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Jun 24, 2022 18:45
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i'm bort simpson, who the hell are you
my son is also a bort simpson
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Jun 24, 2022 19:42
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the guys at the casino think they're watching a live feed of you not having an abortion but actually it's a prerecorded loop. meanwhile, you are having an abortion
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Jun 24, 2022 19:44
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- City of Glompton
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kneeling down and pretending to tie my shoe but really i'm getting an abortion
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Jun 24, 2022 21:07
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kneeling down and pretending to tie my shoe but really i'm getting an abortion
shouting LOOK OVER THERE!! and pointing and then getting an abortion
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Jun 24, 2022 22:40
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explaining you never had an abortion, it was just a hysterical pregnancy. a thousand men, hearing a woman call herself hysterical, nod sagely.
lol
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Jun 24, 2022 22:41
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dressing up like a magician and having an abortion on stage
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Jun 24, 2022 22:52
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- nut
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having stone cold steve austin give me an abortion in the ring at summerslam for the belt
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Jun 24, 2022 23:05
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- nut
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doctor said he needed a pee sample and i never half-rear end anything
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Jun 24, 2022 23:21
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- bad guy
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having stone cold steve austin give me an abortion in the ring at summerslam for the belt
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Jun 25, 2022 00:01
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good luck prosecuting my abortionist, dr donald trump.
good luck prosecuting my abortionist, a bald eagle with a stethoscope
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Jun 25, 2022 00:02
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Go to a monster truck rally and right when Gravedigger is jumping over six exploding schoolbuses, bam, you get an abortion
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Jun 25, 2022 05:09
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- City of Glompton
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put a 'Free Fetus" sign on your stomach and a curb alert on nextdoor
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Jun 25, 2022 06:33
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im hip now bois
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kneeling down and pretending to tie my shoe but really i'm getting an abortion
lol
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Jun 25, 2022 13:57
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don't have an abortion, on opposite day
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Jun 25, 2022 15:39
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jun 25, 2022 15:57
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doctorswhohavetogivemeanabortionsaywhat
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Jun 25, 2022 16:09
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explaining you never had an abortion, it was just a hysterical pregnancy. a thousand men, hearing a woman call herself hysterical, nod sagely.
lol
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Jun 25, 2022 18:55
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1920s bank robber type walks into a bank with a tommy gun and says "I'd like to make a withdrawal if you catch my drift"
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Jun 25, 2022 18:59
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tell them there is an active shooter in the womb; while they are too scared to act, get an abortion
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jun 25, 2022 19:06
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tell them there is an active shooter in the womb; while they are too scared to act, get an abortion
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Jun 25, 2022 20:10
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1920s bank robber type walks into a bank with a tommy gun and says "I'd like to make a withdrawal if you catch my drift"
say I'm going to have an abortion but you put air quotes around it so people aren't sure
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Jun 26, 2022 05:11
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lol lmao oh yeah i'm totally going to "have an abortion" for sure dude. just gonna go have a "d&c" hahaha "terminating an unwanted pregnancy" ftw
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Jun 26, 2022 05:13
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- nut
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tell them there is an active shooter in the womb; while they are too scared to act, get an abortion
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Jun 26, 2022 17:47
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shouting LOOK OVER THERE!! and pointing and then getting an abortion
Sadly, I fear this would work in most situations.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jun 27, 2022 02:19
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 11, 2024 20:11
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ah the season's opening pitch - what a beautiful day for a baseball game! what's... a woman has ran onto the field - she's my GOD she's diving in front of the ball - that things going 90mph!
now this is truly american
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