- bad guy
-
|
get an abortion and then when they ask you if you got one, look them in the eyes and say "nuh uh"
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 18:44
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2024 05:15
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
get three abortions and name them "abortion 1" "abortion 2" and "abortion 4"
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 18:45
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
i'm bort simpson, who the hell are you
my son is also a bort simpson
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 19:42
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
the guys at the casino think they're watching a live feed of you not having an abortion but actually it's a prerecorded loop. meanwhile, you are having an abortion
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 19:44
|
|
- City of Glompton
-
|
kneeling down and pretending to tie my shoe but really i'm getting an abortion
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 21:07
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
kneeling down and pretending to tie my shoe but really i'm getting an abortion
shouting LOOK OVER THERE!! and pointing and then getting an abortion
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 22:40
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
explaining you never had an abortion, it was just a hysterical pregnancy. a thousand men, hearing a woman call herself hysterical, nod sagely.
lol
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 22:41
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
dressing up like a magician and having an abortion on stage
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 22:52
|
|
- nut
-
|
having stone cold steve austin give me an abortion in the ring at summerslam for the belt
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 23:05
|
|
- nut
-
|
doctor said he needed a pee sample and i never half-rear end anything
|
#
?
Jun 24, 2022 23:21
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
having stone cold steve austin give me an abortion in the ring at summerslam for the belt
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 00:01
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
good luck prosecuting my abortionist, dr donald trump.
good luck prosecuting my abortionist, a bald eagle with a stethoscope
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 00:02
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
Go to a monster truck rally and right when Gravedigger is jumping over six exploding schoolbuses, bam, you get an abortion
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 05:09
|
|
- City of Glompton
-
|
put a 'Free Fetus" sign on your stomach and a curb alert on nextdoor
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 06:33
|
|
- Tebulot
-
im hip now bois
|
kneeling down and pretending to tie my shoe but really i'm getting an abortion
lol
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 13:57
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
don't have an abortion, on opposite day
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 15:39
|
|
- Areola Grande
-
it's a free country u pervs
|
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 15:57
|
|
- nut
-
|
doctorswhohavetogivemeanabortionsaywhat
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 16:09
|
|
- alnilam
-
|
explaining you never had an abortion, it was just a hysterical pregnancy. a thousand men, hearing a woman call herself hysterical, nod sagely.
lol
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 18:55
|
|
- alnilam
-
|
1920s bank robber type walks into a bank with a tommy gun and says "I'd like to make a withdrawal if you catch my drift"
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 18:59
|
|
- City of Glompton
-
|
tell them there is an active shooter in the womb; while they are too scared to act, get an abortion
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 19:06
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
tell them there is an active shooter in the womb; while they are too scared to act, get an abortion
|
#
?
Jun 25, 2022 20:10
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
1920s bank robber type walks into a bank with a tommy gun and says "I'd like to make a withdrawal if you catch my drift"
say I'm going to have an abortion but you put air quotes around it so people aren't sure
|
#
?
Jun 26, 2022 05:11
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
lol lmao oh yeah i'm totally going to "have an abortion" for sure dude. just gonna go have a "d&c" hahaha "terminating an unwanted pregnancy" ftw
|
#
?
Jun 26, 2022 05:13
|
|
- nut
-
|
tell them there is an active shooter in the womb; while they are too scared to act, get an abortion
|
#
?
Jun 26, 2022 17:47
|
|
- Robot Made of Meat
-
|
shouting LOOK OVER THERE!! and pointing and then getting an abortion
Sadly, I fear this would work in most situations.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
|
#
?
Jun 27, 2022 02:19
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
May 11, 2024 05:15
|
|
- bad guy
-
|
ah the season's opening pitch - what a beautiful day for a baseball game! what's... a woman has ran onto the field - she's my GOD she's diving in front of the ball - that things going 90mph!
now this is truly american
|
#
?
Jun 27, 2022 04:05
|
|