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Ludwig Kittenstein David Mewme Mary Wollstonecat Karl Manx Meowy Midgley Purrgen Habermice Sockitties John Purrle Duns Scottish Fold Charles Tailor William of ACKham George Furball Si-meow-n de Mewvoir
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Karl Manx E: I saw what you did elf 
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PokeJoe posted:Karl Manx It’s in the OP 
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The Cat I'm Pet Sitting : "I invented the AIDS virus, I made Hitler hate Jews and Gays and Romani, I fundraised millions for anti-choice Republicans, I am the user known as QAnon that turned half the country into conspiracy lunatics, I was one of the cops that gave that kid back to Jeffrey Dahmer, I used my social media stocks to help manipulate the narrative surrounding COVID and allow it to become a persistent endemic, I invented gay conversion therapy, I - " Me: "I voted for Donald Trump."
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Just post pictures of cats
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All cats are just Diogenes
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Cats are either raging assholes or as dumpy as any dog.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Cats are either raging assholes or as dumpy as any dog. 
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People are always like "Dogs are smelly and dirty" which is really bizarre because I've walked into houses and not realized they had a dog until the dog came up to me, but if you walk into a cat person's domicile, no matter how clean they keep things, you can smell that it's where a cat lives. This isn't even getting into cat piss being some of the worst smelling poo poo on earth, cat wet food smelling like rear end and turning any garbage can into a miasmatic zone of rear end smell if you don't throw the can out immediately, cat poop smelling worse than dogshit, cats making GBS threads inside in litterboxes where they kick the nasty rear end litter all over the place, them coughing up furballs and poo poo, they nasty rear end dirty mfers. I love cats, but we need to stop lying to ourselves, my experiences as a pet sitter have pretty much proven this to be true
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I want to get a sphynx which really doubles up on the nasty factor because their ears build up nasty gunk you need to clean out and they be getting oil stains everywhere from not having fur to collect body oil and then you get their ballsack imprints on clear surfaces
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shut the gently caress up dweeb!
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people who sleep on glass beds shouldn't have sphynxes
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:people who sleep on glass beds shouldn't have sphynxes I'm going to train the cat to sit above my monitor so the ballsack imprints get on my monitor
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All cats aren't assholes, they just communicate differently than dogs, and humans want them to act like dogs. That said, there are many assholes that just happen to be a cat. Sometimes an animal will just pick a person to hate. Sometimes humans do the same. This is my cat philosophy.
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thales, but a cat
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AchtungBaby posted:Just post pictures of cats  Philosophizing my bathrobe.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:thales, but a cat felis
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DicktheCat posted:All cats aren't assholes, they just communicate differently than dogs, and humans want them to act like dogs. dickthecat
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Søren Kierkegaarrgghh gently caress you cat i'm so loving sick of your poo poo
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