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Okay here’s the deal. Since we’re not all Americans here, foreigners can pretend you have some of this sweet sweet freedom and participate if you wish. The powers that be..or were..then got voted out but not before they ruined a bunch of poo poo, have decided that to be fair to the future mothers of incest rape babies, every red blooded star spangled salt of the Earth American must voluntarily relinquish one of his or her civil rights. The good news is that YOU get to choose which one. I’m not choosing until I see a few of your choices because I’m indecisive and change my mind a lot. I’m leaning toward right to bear arms though because I feel that my arms are pretty good sized and toned the way they are, and having bear arms could make it difficult to wipe my rear end. Now it’s time to choose to lose. Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jun 26, 2022 |
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Not American but if I can relinquish the seventh does that mean I can instead have trial by a weird set of wacky games? Like a Japanese obstacle course show?
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Jun 26, 2022 00:18
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Everyone's just going to pick the 2nd amendment, OP.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:18
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Fuckstick posted:Okay here’s the deal. Since we’re not all Americans here, foreigners can pretend you have some of this sweet sweet freedom and participate if you wish. I read this post so I relinquish the cruel and unusual punishment one
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Jun 26, 2022 00:22
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Seventh mother fucker! BRING BACK TRIAL BY COMBAT!
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Jun 26, 2022 00:23
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loving Moron posted:Seventh mother fucker! BRING BACK TRIAL BY COMBAT! Doesn't work that way my man. Just means you get a trial by judge
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Jun 26, 2022 00:25
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loving Moron posted:Seventh mother fucker! BRING BACK TRIAL BY COMBAT! Ohh you’re just saying that because Elon said it.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:25
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I feel like the 3rd is outdated enough that it could be safely forfeit. Modern military being what it is, and all that. An invading military wouldn't honor that anyway and why wouldn't you want a squad of marines camping in your living room if it meant having protection? I don't think it'd be upheld during any war domestically, so it's probably the safest to give up. It's not like loving redcoats are going to take over my basement...
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Jun 26, 2022 00:27
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I'll give up my right to not quarter soldiers in my home. That one doesn't seem likely to cause an issue for me and if it ever did I feel like it'd be a situation where if soldiers needed to bevouac at my home something so wrong has happened I'm probably long dead or on my way to being so.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:28
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Third. Gimme them sexy soldiers.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:28
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I read this post so I relinquish the cruel and unusual punishment one You are not wrong. I had to edit the gently caress out of this just to make it readable. I’ll own up to it, posting from an iPhone really blows sometimes.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:29
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I’m no constitutional scholar, but the 9th one seems like a gimme, so that one
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Jun 26, 2022 00:30
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Like if the 101st is raiding my fridge for supplies and camping in my back yard a few miles north of Green Bay, in an active war, I'm pretty sure nothing particularly stable is happening where id be able to tell them 'no' if I wanted to.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:30
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Hahaha! There is devilish behavior right now.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:31
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Big Beef City posted:Like if the 101st is raiding my fridge for supplies and camping in my back yard a few miles north of Green Bay, in an active war, I'm pretty sure nothing particularly stable is happening where id be able to tell them 'no' if I wanted to. are we fighting Canada in this scenario?
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Jun 26, 2022 00:33
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Big Beef City posted:Like if the 101st is raiding my fridge for supplies and camping in my back yard a few miles north of Green Bay, in an active war, I'm pretty sure nothing particularly stable is happening where id be able to tell them 'no' if I wanted to. It pretty much only applies to peacetime. i.e. you can't be forced to act as barracks to save the DOD a few bucks. quote:No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. Of course, knowing the current court, I'm sure they would say that this only applies to soldiers, so you're going to be forced to house sailors, marines, airmen, and guardians......
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Jun 26, 2022 00:33
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Slayerjerman posted:
“Hey buddy can I come over to your house for the Super Bowl? Goddamn company of Marines just commandeered my man cave for the night..”
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Jun 26, 2022 00:35
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Yaldabaoth posted:Everyone's just going to pick the 2nd amendment, OP.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:36
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Fuckstick posted:“Hey buddy can I come over to your house for the Super Bowl? Goddamn company of Marines just commandeered my man cave for the night..” did they bring beer? or snacks?
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Jun 26, 2022 00:38
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not American and already don't have the 2nd amendment so hahah jokes on u
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Jun 26, 2022 00:39
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did they bring beer? or snacks? MREs and a tank trailer that reads “potable water”. Looked lame so I dipped out.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did they bring beer? or snacks? Yeah, a 64 pack of Crayola.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:42
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SRQ posted:not American and already don't have the 2nd amendment so hahah jokes on u I'm sorry that you live in a permanent state of fear and abject servitude. It must be awful.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:42
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cult_hero posted:Yeah, a 64 pack of Crayola. ha ha! did it have skin color?
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Jun 26, 2022 00:46
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Big Beef City posted:I'm sorry that you live in a permanent state of fear and abject servitude. It must be awful. No poo poo. This poor bastard couldn’t even shoot up a schoolyard if he wanted to. Sucks to suck I guess.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:47
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Yeah the 3rd Amendment always struck me as a bit odd, since if that issue were ever to come up, it'd probably be in a situation where it's entirely unenforceable.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:48
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Fuckstick posted:MREs and a tank trailer that reads “potable water”. Looked lame so I dipped out. It was your house, where did you go?
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Big Beef City posted:I'm sorry that you live in a permanent state of fear and abject servitude. It must be awful. I live in constant worry that the Queen will demand my dwelling to be taxes and I will have no recourse as I do not own a firearm. She once personally came and took all my tea.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:50
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SRQ posted:I live in constant worry that the Queen will demand my dwelling to be taxes and I will have no recourse as I do not own a firearm. do you think she's really a lizard person in disguise? I'm undecided myself, although I know for sure Zuckerberg is, just look at him he barely bothers to hide it.
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Jun 26, 2022 00:52
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SRQ posted:I live in constant worry that the Queen will demand my dwelling to be taxes and I will have no recourse as I do not own a firearm. All of it? Really? You didn't have a secret stash, hidden just in case. I find that hard to believe
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Jun 26, 2022 00:55
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Devils Affricate posted:Yeah the 3rd Amendment always struck me as a bit odd, since if that issue were ever to come up, it'd probably be in a situation where it's entirely unenforceable. During the DC riots, you know that bit where Trump gassed some people to hold a bible? It came up, as people refused troop deployments. I remember this very vaguely.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:All of it? Really? You didn't have a secret stash, hidden just in case. I find that hard to believe I plead the fif... wait gently caress.
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I don't care if soldiers are quartered at my place but i gotta warn you guys since the pandemic ive been eating mostly pickled eggs and navy beans, so it's 24/7 hot salty farting in a metal trailer with no AC
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Mr. Meagles posted:I don't care if soldiers are quartered at my place but i gotta warn you guys since the pandemic ive been eating mostly pickled eggs and navy beans, so it's 24/7 hot salty farting in a metal trailer with no AC  I guess it's better than Afghanistan
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Mr. Meagles posted:I don't care if soldiers are quartered at my place but i gotta warn you guys since the pandemic ive been eating mostly pickled eggs and navy beans, so it's 24/7 hot salty farting in a metal trailer with no AC  (That's really the best avatar for that post)
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Make a move and plead the fifth 'cause ya can't plead the first Can't waste a day when the night brings a hearse imo
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I’m gonna suck all the soldiers off
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I’m gonna suck all the soldiers off I don't think that is denied you by the Bill of Rights, so, have fun
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Jun 26, 2022 01:20
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I'm giving up my 18th amendment rights and you can't stop me
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Slayerjerman posted:I feel like the 3rd is outdated enough that it could be safely forfeit. Modern military being what it is, and all that. Redcoats? In my basement?
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