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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
naw that's not a mustache that's just a tentacley octorok

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


ben shapino posted:

guy surrounded by piles of cp, his glasses broken on the floor


But.... I had time now!

lol

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L97xISMV3cY

OBAMNA PHONE fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Mar 25, 2024

BB2K
Oct 9, 2012
And she's a fat pig!

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
Just had to re-rack a bench press because the phrase "Joey caca Diaz" entered my head and I got the giggles

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


REGIS AND THE RETARD

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
Michael Balls Douglas

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

that dude sucks at FTL. You're at the end of the first sector and you haven't gotten two more shield pips? C'mon. Not venting down to 50% O2 and leaving your Medbay charged when you're not using it? Jesus. Get it together.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
If it's the guy I'm thinking of he's bad at single player StarCraft 2 as well

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

I am watching for the riffs and the riffs alone you could put a dick on screen and I would stay straight

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch
my name is chiz

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CrdFsV6li5M

This is pretty good

Rip honest thief

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

REGIS AND THE RETARD

IF YOU DO THE MATH, THEY LOVE IT

RATS!
Dec 23, 2008

adam kinda sucks lmfao crazy he cant pick up on anything

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
lol!

RATS!
Dec 23, 2008


mmhmm


edit i take it back , im laffin

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol

https://twitter.com/urserer/status/1770319860288893287

Mesopotamia
Apr 12, 2010
Why did noone warn Stav about the bridge :911:

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Rip to Baltimore that bridge goes right to Dundalk

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I saw a thing on tiktok where this gay dude is a coach for these models on how to walk in heels, but he's better than they are. It's pretty cool that sassy gay men are better at doing girl poo poo than girls, Dudes Rock

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013
Please help me I am becoming gay (oh no nooooo)
Too many boners and I’m starting to get an attraction
My confidence in liking pussy is gone (oh no noooo)
I got a craving for more masculine forms of affection

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



seems like another one of stavs wives was having navigational trouble


i hope eldis is alright

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/francisxwolf/status/1772636297447838113?t=wTvm4DgNE0pj6r-f4DMCNw&s=19

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
Oh no, big mishap with stavs butcher box delivery

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

da bridge loving collapsed, yo!

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Stav doing the dedication at the newly built Baltimore harbor bridge and it collapses under his weight

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

stav bobbing around the river becoming progressively more shrill as the sun comes up about how none of this was his fault because he’s a five thousand step bastard and also that there’s no more fish around him to eat

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/prionline_/status/1772622705499455593?t=p7XN4gnf9l4UbDe61h6E3A&s=19

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

WEH posted:

stav bobbing around the river becoming progressively more shrill as the sun comes up about how none of this was his fault because he’s a five thousand step bastard and also that there’s no more fish around him to eat

*tumbling through the air, surrounded by twisted metal* it's common fuckin decency!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Tsunami level wave wipes out all of the crab shacks in a ten mile radius

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
That whole cargo ship was stavs food for the week

(Because he's fat)

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

uhhh what if he was so fat that uh he ate the bridge

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
the bridge was actually built on stav and the ship was sailing across him to deliver food to him, because of his obesity

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Stav will be the new bridge

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

strap a light to his head so it can’t happen again

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

18 wheelers really massage the shoulder injury

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

stav tried to dribble a basketball and immediately broke the Francis Scott Key bridge

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b3VZ7HbjkQ

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Stavros Halkias was arrested today on 7 counts of negligent homicide after allegedly attempting to transport an estimated 1.7 million pounds of chocolate over the Francis Scott Key Bridge early Tuesday

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Doctor Roosevelt
Jun 17, 2006

Nap Ghost
I guess Stav didn't realize he was already back at his on-tour weight before trying to ride his e-bike over the bridge

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