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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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stump collector
May 28, 2007
thats the rules, i reckon
its time we put that alt right podcaster stavros behimd us

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stump collector
May 28, 2007
i'm full up on pork shoulder and eldis

stump collector
May 28, 2007
so my weight loss journey was actually about the pork shoulders along the way?

nooo dude gently caress noooo

stump collector
May 28, 2007
i hate to say this but uhm stab was fat

stump collector
May 28, 2007

mark immune posted:

:siren: TAFS fans quote this post to get a free gang tag :siren:



stump collector
May 28, 2007
how about spread cheeks and its nick farting on adam

stump collector
May 28, 2007

i've heard of getting banned on reddit, but god drat, how many chinese buffets has he been banned from. this guy is a racist

stump collector
May 28, 2007


alriught this poo poo's boring who cares

The shane, matt, and TAFS clip above rules, everybody have a listen

stump collector
May 28, 2007

kolby posted:

The fact that this has only 1.1 million views is a travesty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vbCKava_JE

?????????
lmfao

stump collector
May 28, 2007
over five? no good. under five? it is good, it can help you not be scared. ask your grandma

stump collector
May 28, 2007
google cool adam

stump collector
May 28, 2007
google red bar in my rear end

stump collector
May 28, 2007
gently caress yeah dude that rules

stump collector
May 28, 2007
gently caress yeah dude that rules

stump collector
May 28, 2007
bust rodd got whacked by cgi robert deniro

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Dr.Radical posted:

drat I kind of want to see this. Does his mom pork the school principal to get him in? Does his love interest get HIV? What war does he fight in? Against Pakistan I assume?
lieutenant dan neinan

stump collector
May 28, 2007
apocalypse now napalm beach scene but in the background forest gandhi and buddy gump wearing fatigues with sandals and holding hands on the beach looking for baby girls

stump collector
May 28, 2007
forest using the satphone to romeo dial jackie onasis, who calls in an airstrike on our hero, killing half of the platoon, mortally wounding bubba and blowing off lieutenant dans legs

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Futanari Damacy posted:

Calling in a napalm strike on his Samsung galaxy s8

stump collector
May 28, 2007
stav yelling "turn on your monitor"

stump collector
May 28, 2007

SaberToothedPie posted:

I work with shoes and a lady came in to return some, she said they were too heavy on the heel and that they made her walk like a chinese man. She then proceeds to shuffle her feet as she walks in front of me and then SHE DOES THE loving EYES WITH HER FINGERS. Instantly thought of this thread.


tl;dr I met nick in prosthetics today
lmao

also consider this, what if she did just one

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Futanari Damacy posted:

Joking aside monkeypox is not a gay only disease, we are at like AIDS 1982 level of how well the public is informed rn

i agree op. to take it one step further, its airborne

stump collector
May 28, 2007

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

its not just a gay disease. dogs are getting it. which means—white women must have it

stump collector
May 28, 2007

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Unlike everyone in this thread who hated Adam and wanted to kill him until they decided that wasn’t funny anymore and started down the “like Adam ironically” pipeline until they’re here at the point where they all want to keep him inside their rear end like a gerbil, I hope stav comes back as a guest on tafs & they squash the beef and we get occasional eps with him still.

thatd be fine but they might have to revisit their studio insurance policy

stump collector
May 28, 2007
how could big floppy jumbo yum yums interest a bug that eats dust

stump collector
May 28, 2007
thanks bust for ruining gay teen magic nazis somehow

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Mordja posted:

Sends WM a single text from a burner phone: "Do it."

stump collector
May 28, 2007
Rip Epstein

stump collector
May 28, 2007
i will not say any of them

stump collector
May 28, 2007

stump collector
May 28, 2007
It sure took a long time to cancel that ship, you guys remember that ship?....the Ever Gaben...

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Tetramin posted:

Zoolander is a great movie, fuckin love it.

I occasionally think about how Adam Sandler said that if uncut gems didn’t win best picture, he was going to release “the worst movie ever made”, then I think his next movie was Hubie Halloween or whatever.
ray liota had information that would lead to Hubie’s arrest

stump collector
May 28, 2007

the speed range clip but hes just jacking off tactically

stump collector
May 28, 2007

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

it rules and the anxiety levels are off the chart

stump collector
May 28, 2007
white people be taking the train to anywhere

stump collector
May 28, 2007

i say swears online posted:



love fine dining

locally sourced from the closest closet

stump collector
May 28, 2007
Gas fight!!

stump collector
May 28, 2007

evilpicard posted:

I went to Mexico in February to swim and tan in the beautiful 68 degree weather; my resort was like 80% Canadians and the locals were all wearing hoodies and jackets.

maybe they were south africans with a penchant for deals

stump collector
May 28, 2007
staying up late polishing my dot martens

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stump collector
May 28, 2007

Bust Rodd posted:

People who take that many vitamins & supplements don’t really understand the human body or how nutrients work or what bioavailability means and are just choking down half a pound of gel capsules every morning just to poo poo all that Zinc & Magnesium out like 6 hours later.

Idiots.

im considering myself busted

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