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slave to my cravings)
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I've been sucking peeenis for three hundred years
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Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide.
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Aug 14, 2023 02:04
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Aug 15, 2023 01:34
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It was an odd feeling when stav posted the first clip of his crowd work. I tried to like it but realized what for, this isn’t funny, and turned it off before it was over Just a weird sudden realization that he was the least funny of the 3 when making an intentional joke (contrasting that in conversation he is funny), he just dumbs it down way too much for the audience to what he thinks is their lowest common denominator. “Where the moon pussy at??” 
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Aug 16, 2023 13:12
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HA HA HA #funny #jokes
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Aug 16, 2023 13:13
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Forrest Gump is a bad movie made very well. The part with him running out of his splints and it cutting to him on the football field is kinda brilliant
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Aug 16, 2023 14:54
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Is the IRL Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. any good? Very "Angels in the Outfield" vibes to name the thing after the movie... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUoDzLXctdQ&t=50s
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Aug 16, 2023 21:49
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quote:Run Across America Sampler That's too bad. Seems like a hard thing to gently caress up honestly
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Aug 16, 2023 21:55
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Haven't been to Margaritaville yet despite otherwise fully embracing the Parrothead lifestyle but this May I had the Jimmy Buffett Cheeseburger at Bloody Mary's Bora Bora... twice 
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Aug 16, 2023 21:58
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Tetramin posted:I think it’s got more Forrest Gump vibes tbh Nm turns I was thinking of the Mighty Ducks. Finding out now that unlike them, the Angels pre-existed the Disney movie 
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Aug 16, 2023 22:38
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"The movie is a real team now complete with their dumb logo" even as a kid I thought, this is some stupid bullshit
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Aug 16, 2023 22:40
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:reminded of this they put out, btw Lol I didn’t know about this
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Aug 17, 2023 14:39
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The Chad Jihad posted:Just having a giggle, he plucked that number our of the air and I was like, haha wouldn't it be funny if that was close. We all know Stavvy'd never buy a medium Go up a size, subtract tip = $17 (I'm guessing)
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Aug 17, 2023 18:02
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Hell yeah brother 
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Aug 18, 2023 14:39
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moist turtleneck posted:it was so wild to be in school when there were specific rules that you couldn't do the Suck It gesture from wrestling One kid did this on stage, spotlighted and fully audible, as we were clearing down at the end of a school concert, just after the performance ended but before the parents left the auditorium
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Aug 18, 2023 16:14
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Think you're a big man? huehuehuehuehue I'll treat you like you're a little man.
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Aug 18, 2023 18:58
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Was that the largest penis they could carve? I should think this would be a contest among cities; imagine what you could do with a California redwood
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Aug 19, 2023 12:21
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:well it is Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQS_B8mE0uA&t=116s
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Aug 19, 2023 13:13
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I got trash up in my dick. Come suck the trash out my dick
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Aug 19, 2023 18:12
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^ Just reminded me of "Oh, snap!" "They're not coming to lock you up in the next 30 minutes. Step back in!"
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Aug 20, 2023 21:32
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Better at what?
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Aug 25, 2023 14:01
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What do you suppose these guys are eating, arugula-bugula salad? 
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Aug 25, 2023 15:28
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Try that in a small penis
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Aug 26, 2023 11:09
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Pimento (it's Memento and he's trying to remember how his dick got so small)
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Aug 26, 2023 15:34
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You think it's a joke? The guy can only gently caress olives
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Aug 26, 2023 16:14
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The Men Who Stare at Penises
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Aug 27, 2023 02:45
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It's All Gone Penis Tong
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Aug 27, 2023 15:43
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mark immune posted:This is embarrassing More like up and cool adam
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Aug 27, 2023 15:43
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Penis (Dick) (1999)
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Aug 27, 2023 22:33
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You know that old chestnut, bust ill of the rodd
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Aug 28, 2023 06:06
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In Rodd we Bust
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Aug 28, 2023 18:53
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All I'm saying Rodd Man is I'm lookin to Bust
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Aug 28, 2023 20:43
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:were you banging some old german broad or what Don't ask how he found out about klabusterbeeren
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Aug 29, 2023 22:33
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Penis Bound Penis Bound 2: Lost in San Francisco
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Aug 30, 2023 13:18
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Sunk Dunk posted:i think he might be getting fat to play a chinese guy in an upcoming role lol
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Aug 31, 2023 02:15
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Too fat for hats
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Aug 31, 2023 12:11
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"Stage 5 is a funeral"
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Aug 31, 2023 19:46
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Coxswain Balls posted:The best are the people who are encouraged and cheering him on whenever he talks about his "weight loss journey". 
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Sep 1, 2023 18:15
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majour333 posted:The amount of sheer talent it's the makeup equivalent of Graceland In the sense that it's also stolen from black people? e: my mistake, while the last song is certainly stolen from Los Lobos- the song with Ladysmith Black Mambazo merely broke the cultural embargo that was being imposed on Apartheid-era South Africa- so the theft and the boon to Apartheid were in fact two separate things Dokapon Findom fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Sep 3, 2023 |
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Sep 3, 2023 07:12
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“These are the people missing from your fantasy world” I thought the idea was it’s a fantasy!!
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Sep 5, 2023 14:57
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